Looking at an Adriana Lima camel toe is like seeing an old friend, and not just because I am Arab.

There are few things in the world sexier than the toe of a camel, but when a wet swimsuit clutches to Adriana Lima’s privates to form what is commonly known as a “camel toe” it comes very close to surpassing the real thing.

I have a soft place in my heart for Adriana Lima, because even though she is a vile prostitute who poses nearly naked for a living, she was able to maintain her maidenhead until marriage. Of course Allah will still send her to the eternal hellfire for her sins, but I can not help but feel she did the best she could with a rotten situation i.e. not being born in a pious Muslim country.

I myself often wondered if I would be the pillar of virtue I am today if I had not been born in a great progressive land like Afghanistan, but instead in the backwards hedonist nation of Brazil like Adriana Lima was.

I hope it is not too late for Adriana Lima to repent for her sins. If she would become a proper Muslim woman now I think Allah will forgo the majority of her punishment because someone with a camel toe as glorious as Adriana’s can not be all bad.

I use to think Adriana Lima was a woman of virtue. She famously kept her vow to maintain her maidenhead until her weeding night which is extremely admirable in the Western world in this day and age.

However, now that she has taken her proper place at the heel of a man, I can not help but feel disappointed that Adriana is still taking pornographic pictures for Victoria’s Secret.

I regret that Adriana Lima was not married off to a strong Muslim man, perhaps a chieftain of a respectable clan. Because any self-respecting Muslim man would have put an end to Adriana’s silly little modeling career long ago.

As the pictures below clearly show Adriana Lima is without proper male guidance. The fact that she takes the term “bikini spread” literal by spreading eagle in a bikini shows she is ill-equipped to battle the silver tongued Zionist photographers who wish to defile her previously virtuous womb. I fear for her soul.

I would like to issue a fatwa against Victoria Secret and Adriana Lima! It is bad enough they try to corrupt me by sending me their catalogs full of half naked temptresses. But now I have to see pictures of their sexy fashion shows too!

I am signaling out Adriana Lima because of all the jezebels Victoria Secret throws at me she is the most desirable. Adriana has beautiful eyes and would look absolutely stunning showing them off in a full burqa. Instead she parades around in lingerie with her bottom hanging out. For shame!