“Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara was caught in a nude embrace with rapper 50 Cent in the photo above.
As a degenerate from the Mexican nation of Columbia it is not surprising that Sofia Vergara would be attracted to a primitive primate like 50 Cent, and enjoy getting her large naked mammaries and bulbous butt roughly pawed by this animal.
However, it is a shame that Sofia Vergara was so defiled for she could have easily found a place in the harem of a powerful Muslim man… cleaning the toilets.
Gangster rapper 50 Cent was on location in “da hood” filming his latest music video, when a crazy old white lady interrupted filming by running on the set screaming gibberish and dancing around.
50 Cent was understandably shaken by the incident and made a quick retreat into his trailer, after which audible sobs were heard from inside. However, courageously after coaxing from the film crew and members of his “G-Unit” gang, 50 emerged 3 hours later to continue with the video.
One thing is for certain, 50 Cent is one tough dude.
Wow check out the new and improved skinny 50 Cent. He looks great!
After years of struggling with his weight and diets, 50 Cent (slave name Curtis Jackson) has finally found the secret to a sexy bikini body guys would kill for.
According to 50 Cent his amazing weight loss was due to a strict liquid diet, and walking nine miles a day. 50 Cent would not divulge which liquids in particular he was using, but we here at Celeb Jihad are ready to speculate that it was probably liquid meth.
However he lost the weight, I think we can all agree that 50 Cent looks amazing. You go boy!
CelebJihad has just received these exclusive photos of 50 Cent and “Transformers” director Michael Bay picking up some floozies to take on the next available train to Pound Town.
Since I am an expert on picking up slutty women at clubs, (I lure them back to my place with promises of sex then when we get there I chastise them for being whores and beat them with the Qur’an), I will be providing the captions to explain how the night unfolded.
Girl #1 whose name is probably Violet Booberton hears that the dorky looking guy in the black shirt is someone from Hollywood so she jumps all over him.
Violet paws at Michael Bay because she is classless and knows no other way to show interest in a man.
Violet gives Michael Bay a “handy” while he does his impression of a pedophile smile.
Violet Booberton finds out that the black man in the jaunty suit is not Michael Bay’s slave but rather a famous rapper, so she immediately smashes her boobs into him.
50 Cent ignores the black woman as there are white and/or latina chicks interested in him now.
Violet trying to decide which guy would be most likely to call her the next day (the answer is neither) so she can pawn her friend Rebecca Witchface off on the other.
Violet chooses Michael Bay, and he shows her the iPhone that he is going to shove up her snatch later.
50 Cent thinking racism is a bitch as Rebecca Witchface gets pushed towards him.
A depressed 50 Cent turns back to the black girl next to him as Rebecca Witchface angles for a 3some. Michael Bay again does his creepy pedophile smirk.