Well the inevitable has happened, Nick Lachey and girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo have decided to call it quits.
We can only speculate about the cause of the break up, but after 3 years together we believe that Vanessa finally heard some Nick Lachey’s “music”. The realization that you are dating a talentless dolt will put a tremendous strain on even the strongest relationships.
Sadly for Lachey, this might mark the end to his streak of dating women too hot for him. Washed up frat boy good looks, generic douche arm tattoo, and sappy poorly constructed love songs can only take you so far.
Matthew McConaughey announced that his girlfriend Camila Alves is expecting their second child.
He posted the following on his website:
“Happy Father’s Day. It’s my first, and the last 11 months with Levi and Camila have been the most rewarding adventure to date,” McConaughey writes. “We have more blessed news to celebrate this Father’s Day that [will] make this time next year double the fun. Levi is going to be a big brother.”
Yes the man named his first child after a brand of jeans. I wonder what product he is going to endorse with the 2nd one. My guess is Cheetos.
McConaughey continued, “Yeah, we pulled off the greatest miracle in the world one more time, Camila and I are expecting our second child, bringing more life into the world”.
So according to McConaughey the “greatest miracle” is something that pretty much anyone in the world can do and happens numerous times every second. Also if there is one thing the earth really doesn’t need it is McConaughey bringing “more life into the world”. This planet can only sustain so many self-entitled twits. Just ask Al Gore.
Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester’s sex tape is being shopped around Hollywood!
The video, which was apparently shot a few years ago, reportedly shows the Gossip Girl actress with her boyfriend, performing a kinky act with her feet. What that sex act is exactly is still unconfirmed, but our sources tell us that it probably is Meester repeatedly kicking her boyfriend in the balls.
This kind of behavior is to be expected of a girl who has one of the weirdest name in Hollywood. Leighton Meester? Her name sounds like a shady law firm. I hope whoever buys the sex tape is prepared to lawyer up.
This week’s broadcast of “Jon and Kate Plus 8″ marked the third-straight week of ratings decline for the show. The show is now averaging just as many viewers as it had the previous season, before the media took such an interest in these vapid cunts with their litter of half asians or halsians.
It is about time America stopped following this Jon and Kate bullshit. If you want to watch a wife and husband scream at each other all day visit my parent’s house. Not to mention that any woman who can squeeze out six kids at one time should be burned at the stake immediately. She’s a witch and she practices ghost magic.
Dear Diary:
I was attacked by screaming girls again today. They scare me with their demands. They keep calling me Edward and they want me to bite them. I guess it is because I made a stupid movie about sparkling vampires, but I could of sworn I was gay in that movie. I mean I am pretty sure I was kissing a boy throughout the entire thing. Oh well.
Lindsay “Fire Crotch” Lohan is suspected of stealing $500,000 worth of jewels from an Elle photo shoot.
At the shoot for “Elle” magazine in London, the actress posed with a “Dior” diamond necklace – but allegedly walked off without giving it back.
In a unrelated story, Lindsay Lohan recently purchased $500,000 worth of blow and nasty dyke pussy.
MTV star Rob Dyrdek got so drunk with John Mayer on Saturday, that he had to go to the hospital to get his stomach pumped. Whether his stomach was full of semen is uncertain, but I think we all know what John Mayer had planned.
