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Guess The Celebrity Mustache

Durka Durka — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 14:19:07 +0000

Can you guess which celebrity the mustache above belongs to?

No? Well believe it or not the handsome lady stache belongs to none other than super model Kate Upton!

We have given Kate Upton a hard time in the past for bouncing her shameful feminine boobies around, but if she continues to grow sexy pubic hair on her face like this, us Muslim men will certainly forgive and forget her past transgressions.

Truly Kate Upton is in the process of becoming a beautiful woman. Allah forgive me but my loins can not help but ache at the thought of her continuing to sprout lush pubic hair all over her body.

Demi Lovato Bikini Butt Pic

Durka Durka — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:08:13 +0000

Former Disney star Demi Lovato showed off her disgusting butt in a bikini in the photo above nearly causing me to vomit up my lunch of smoked goat meat and camel milk.

How a fattie like Demi Lovato can have such a flat shapeless ass is beyond me. Clearly Demi has never been harnessed to a plow and made to perform a decent day’s work in her life.

Instead this porker lays by pools roasting her flesh in the sun (as if that is going to help her appearance), causing nausea in pious Muslim men like myself. Demi Lovato must either exercise her rump regularly or wear the burqa, there can be no compromise on this issue.

Katherine McPhee Whores Herself In GQ

Durka Durka — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:07:39 +0000

Katherine McPhee has a horrible new TV show out that will surely be canceled in 2 weeks called “Smash”. To gain attention for this piss poor excuse for entertainment, Katherine McPhee used the novel Hollywood marketing technique of taking slutty pictures.

As you can see in the photos below taken for the rag mag “GQ”, Katherine poses in lingerie in various erotic positions. What this has to do with her TV show about Broadway is anyone’s guess, but don’t suggest that she is whoring herself for attention or the infidels will throw a hissy fit and claim intolerance.

However, the fact remains that Katherine McPhee (like every non-Muslim woman in the Zionist entertainment industry) is no better than a filthy street walker, and has no qualms with prostituting herself as these slutty GQ pictures show.

Demi Moore Admitted To Rehab For Young Penis Addiction

Durka Durka — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:23:11 +0000

In the photo above taken in 1982, a then 19-year-old Demi Moore was caught making out with her 15-year-old “General Hospital” co-star Philip Tanzini.

Demi Moore’s addiction to young cock has clearly been something that has been going on for years now, and she is finally doing something about it by checking into rehab.

It remains to be seen if rehab will break Demi Moore of her juvenile schlong addiction, but certainly a few shock treatment sessions teaching her to eat raisins instead of grapes is her best shot.

At 49-years-old Demi Moore can no longer continue carrying on her addiction to adolescent meat. Either Demi beats it now or she’ll succumb to it forever, and one day find herself nursing a broken hip after a vigorous Mason Kardashian babysitting session.

Taylor Swift’s Bare Ass Exposed?

Durka Durka — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:26:02 +0000

Did country music star Taylor Swift expose her bare naked ass in the photo above? It certainly looks that way!

It comes as no surprise that Taylor Swift would try and generate publicity with a nude photo like this as she has basically been selling sex for years through her pornographic song lyrics and staged in concert upskirts.

If this is in fact Taylor Swift showing off her taut milky white hindquarters then a fatwa must be issued and charges brought in Sharia court for crimes against morality. For too long now Taylor Swift has brazenly violated Islamic law, it is time she pay for her crimes. Allahu Akbar!

Emma Stone Sinful Ginger Sideboob

Durka Durka — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:10:44 +0000

Following her ginger nature Emma Stone wore a loose fitting open back shirt with no bra, and then waited on a balcony for a gust of wind to come and blow open her shirt exposing her breast.

As it states in the Holy Qur’an, red hair is the mark of a lecherous woman who’s sinful cardinal desires shine through the hair follicles. When confronted with a ginger woman it is best to stone first and ask questions later, less you be subjected to brazen displays of sexual depravity like the Emma Stone sideboob pictures below.

Only the cleansing power of a righteous stoning can save Emma Stone from further acts of debauchery and almost certain damnation. Let us hope Emma travels to a civilized country like Yemen or Qatar, were gingers are dealt with properly before her slutty ginger ways rear their ugly head again.

Anne Hathaway Auditions For ‘Basic Instinct’ Remake

Durka Durka — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:51:42 +0000

Above is behind the scenes footage of Anne Hathaway auditioning for the “Basic Instinct” remake.

It is very apparent from the video above what role Anne is auditioning for in the remake… Michael Douglas’ character Detective Nick Curran. How else would you explain a woman wearing a jacket like that?

Anne Hathaway will make a fine detective in the “Basic Instinct” remake, and will certainly bring some much needed masculinity to the character after the effeminate Michael Douglas nearly ruined the original.

Justin Bieber’s Jew Bodyguard Sucker Punches Man

Durka Durka — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:00:25 +0000

Zionist homosexual celebrity “news” site TMZ ran a story yesterday on how Justin Bieber’s tough guy Israeli solider (an oxymoron) bodyguard knocked out a photographer with “one punch” at LAX yesterday.

However, as you can see in the video of the confrontation posted below, this TMZ story is just another Jewish lie, much like the Holocaust and Barbra Streisand’s talent.

Not only is Justin Bieber’s supposed badass Israeli bodyguard just some fat old Jewish guy, but his so called one punch knock out never happened. Instead he does more damage to his limp Jew wrist then to his intended target. See for yourself below.

With its sensationalist journalism and outright lies TMZ gives us celebrity news sites a bad name. We here at Celeb Jihad demand a printed apology from TMZ along with an admission that all Jews are nothing but sissy mouth-breathers, and Justin Bieber would be safer being guarded by a paraplegic homosexual then this weak sucker punching heb.

Amanda Bynes Flashes Her Breast

Durka Durka — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 23:18:10 +0000

Desperate to regain the spotlight, washed-up actress Amanda Bynes appears to have flashed her breast in the photo above.

It looks as though Amanda Bynes is leaving some Hollywood club after a night filled with heathen debauchery, when she catches sight of some paparazzi who are hopelessly looking for a celeb to photograph and decide to settle on her. Obviously Amanda tries to seize the moment by casually dropping her shirt from her shoulder exposing her sinful lady breast.

No doubt this is just the shot in the arm Amanda Bynes’ career needed, and thanks to the Zionists in Hollywood we will now be forced to see her once again starring in awful movies. This truly is a dark day for humanity.

Selena Gomez Brazilian Bikini Pics

Durka Durka — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 19:19:54 +0000

Selena Gomez is right at home showing off her butt in a bikini like the other wanton heathen women in Brazil.

Brazil is a nation obsessed with soccer and butt sex, so it is not surprising to see Selena Gomez down there with her bikini bottom firmly stuffed up her ass and not a soccer ball in sight.

These Brazilian Selena Gomez bikini pics clearly show that the former Disney star is trolling for anal. Selena obviously felt a desperate need for a good rectal stretching, and since a Muslim man would certainly split her in 2 with his powerful meat stick she has settled for a Brazilian backdoor banging.