HIV contracts Amy Winehouse
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Celeb Jihad can now confirm that the Human Immunodeficiency Virus, commonly known as HIV, has contracted Amy Winehouse.
Sources close to HIV say that the virus has been inconsolable since it received the diagnosis last Friday.
“This is something that you think only happens to other diseases: Gonorrhea, HPV, maybe Herpes,” the grief stricken virus said. “I just never thought it could happen to me.”
Although HIV has long been aware of the risks associated with exploiting human behaviors such as intravenous drug use and unprotected anal sex, nothing could have prepared it for the stigma associated with contracting Amy Winehouse.
“What am I going to tell my family?” said HIV. “I mean, Scott Weiland? Sure. George Michael? Absolutely! But Amy fucking Winehouse? Game over, man!”
There is no known cure for Amy Winehouse.
Well done sir, well done.
haha…it was bound to happen eventually…not a surprise really…lol
Haha…she needs to get HIV and die. Racist bitch.
I Have something to say to Tony and his little scanky comment!!!
No matter how racist someone is, they don’t deserve to die dude!
Are tou FUCKING DEAF ? have you not heard how amazing she is!!! noone with as much raw talent as her deserves to die!!!!
So take what you said back !
Sara,
Tony made his comment in July. I doubt he’ll be coming back to read your response.
‘No matter how racist someone is, they don’t deserve to die dude!’
So Hitler and all the Nazis who were executed at the Nuremberg trials didn’t deserve to die, right?
I aint racist, but I HATE Nazis. I hate the National Socialists (which is what “Nazi” means) & how they governmentally run rough-shod on meds, banks, auto industry housing & nutrition by nationalizing everything they can to control how their peeps live.
D’oh… Did that sound racist?
You’d act the same way if you understood what the liberals are currently doing.
Hey Fatbottom, check out my myspace bitch. Now you know who you are dealing with, so tone it down or I’ll be force to introduce you to my M-4A1.
lolzzz
i will say one thing
we should not make a joke of HIV
You don’t know jack about humour.
im confused…she makes good music, why would you want her dead or dying? its like hopping steve jobs dies of cancer cuz he is part jew and never getting an iphone….very confused.