After seeing this photo of Selena Gomez dyking out with her fans after a show, is it any wonder that concerts goers describe the smell at one of her shows as similar to week old fish tacos baking out under the hot Mexican sun?
Yes Selena Gomez certainly has her choice of cunt-hungry lesbodykes to choose from to take back to her tour bus, and commit vile homoqueer acts with.
I think we can all agree that the world would be a better place if someone slipped a double-sided dildo IED on to Selena Gomez’s bus, and blew these sinful lesbomites back to the northeastern liberal arts college they crawled out of.
Selena Gomez has once again offended Islam! This time Selena desecrated the holy Muslim art of belly dancing with her squat Mexican frame.
As you can see in the GIF above, Selena Gomez rotates her wide hips while doing a belly dance roll. The fact that we can not only see Selena’s sinful feminine curves, but her ass as well, proves that Selena doesn’t know the first thing about belly dancing.
Belly dancing must be performed in a burka, so that the sight of a woman’s shape does not offend the Muslim aesthetic. That is why it is preferable that young dancing boys (bacha bazi) do the dance, so that us Muslim men can appreciate its seductive movements without fear of sinfully lusting after a woman.
When you attend a Selena Gomez concert you are going to see copious amounts of Mexican ass, and we aren’t talking about her donkey (they had to put it down 2 shows into the tour).
As you can see in the video above and the photos below, Selena Gomez’s stage show basically involves her bending over and flashing her booty in skirts that are much too small.
While this Selena Gomez upskirt butt flashing is certainly cheaper than pyrotechnics or lasers, it is not nearly as interesting, and much more harmful to the eyes if you stare at it for too long. Clearly there is just no replacing the entertainment value and captivating stage presence of that donkey.
Selena Gomez’s butt cheeks hang out of her panties while in concert in the upskirt photo above.
This is the view one gets with front row tickets to a Selena Gomez show. Unfortunately the smell is just as unpleasant as concert-goers describe the stink coming from Selena’s nether regions as “similar to the runoff from a Taco Bell dumpster after a warm summer rain”.
Clearly between the smell, upskirt butt cheek flashes, and horrible auto-tuned lip-syncing, a Selena Gomez concert is an affront to the senses. However, the churros and empanadas served at the concession stand are suppose to be pretty good.
Selena Gomez gets naked and spreads her legs for the cover of her new single “Come & Get It”.
Obviously the song “Come & Get It” is packed full of sexual innuendos, with lyrics like:
I’ll be sittin’ right here real patient
All day all night I’ll be waitin’ standby
Can’t stop because I love it
Now with this naked photo we have a visual to go along with Selena Gomez’s perverse words. Selena is singing about “sittin” around naked waiting to be gang banged by those responding to her Craigslist W4MMMM casual encounters AD, because she “loves it”. Truly Selena is one depraved off-pitch whore.
Selena Gomez shows some deep cleavage in a extremely low cut dress at a party for her upcoming cover in “Flaunt” magazine in the photos below.
Obviously Selena Gomez is an extremely literal person, as she flaunts her breasts for “Flaunt” in these pics. One can only be grateful that Selena didn’t land the cover of “Vagina Spread Quarterly”, or Allah only knows what she would have worn to that party.
Here are the pictures of Selena Gomez from Flaunt magazine. As you can she is portraying some sort of lingerie wearing pixie, who just got a hard dicking.