Christina Milian took to a Los Angeles park in a blue spandex workout suit to reignite her career.
Christina Milian is ready to challenge for the title of hottest racially ambiguous actress in Hollywood again. Christina is serving notice to the likes of Vanessa Hudgens and Halle Berry that she is coming for their racially ambiguous hot girl roles.
This renewed interest in being hot and jump starting her career comes on the heels of her recent divorce from some fat rapper named ” The Dream”. The couple got divorced over the small misunderstanding of The Dream cheating on Christina while she was pregnant with their first child.
Luckily, Christina dropping her husband (and hopefully that child) has freed her up to focus on showing off her amazingly tight and thick body. Enjoy the rebirth of Christina Milian in these sexy workout pics.
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Various reputable online news outlets are reporting that Justin Bieber has just been arrested for molesting one of his fans.
According to reports it all started when Justin Bieber was hosting a sleep over for a few friends and fans at his mom’s house. Apparently at around 1:00am the group decided to play a game called “7 minutes in heaven”. 7 minutes in heaven is a kissing game in which 2 people are selected to go into a closet and do whatever they like for 7 minutes.
Justin Bieber and the 17 year old alleged victim were chosen to enter the closet first, and when they emerged the alleged victim was in tears. She immediately contacted police and filed molestation charges against Justin Bieber.
According to sources Justin Bieber was taken into custody and booked for sexual acts on a minor. He was then transported to county lockup to await trial.
Justin Bieber has various gang affiliations, especially with the Crips, so he should have no problems in prison. Let us hope these rumors about him being a degenerate pedophile are proven false in court, but for right now it does not look good for Bieber.
Less than a week after turning 18, Selena Gomez was spotted sunbathing topless while at a beach with the Jonas Brothers.
As the disgusting photo above clearly demonstrates, Selena has lost her moral compass and is using her newfound “adulthood” as an excuse to be a total whore.
While I will give Selena credit for not getting topless in front of any heterosexual men, she has got to learn that being a woman isn’t about parading yourself like a sex object. It’s about obediently serving your husband with your fellow wives and bearing him as many children as possible before your uterus falls out.
With the rumors running rampant that teen pop sensation Justin Bieber is a homosexual he faced them head on in a recent interview telling the reporter “I’m not gay! I’ve grabbed many girls’ c*cks!”
This should finally put to rest those Justin Bieber is gay rumors once and for all. The man clearly loves the ladies, and wants nothing more than to put stuff inside of them. In fact Justin wants it so bad he gets nauseous just thinking about it.
Sure Justin Bieber looks, talks, sings, and dances like he is gay, but believe him when he tells you he just loves girls and their big hard c*cks.
Remember when Jessica Biel was a big deal? No, well that is probably because she never was because she has no talent.
However, Jessica Biel is not completely unremarkable, she does have a pretty nice ass. Not nice enough to overcome her average looks and make her into a sex symbol like every Hollywood whore inspires to be.
Really her fatal mistake was not banging black guys. Black guys would have made Jessica a sex symbol because they do not care how busted a white chick’s face is as long as she has a thick butt.
Just look at Kim Kardashian. She looks like a damn tranny and probably has to wax her face every day to keep from getting her Armenian 5 O’clock shadow. Yet black guys have gotten so hyped up about her gigantic ass that they’ve catapulted her into being a sex symbol.
Let us take a moment and reflect on what could have been for Jessica Biel with these pictures of her ass in a tight bikinis.
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Well we called it. Mike Fisher’s new wife Carrie Underwood is nothing but a cheap tramp, and she is unfit to be a wife.
These latest pictures of Carrie Underwood in a bikini prove once and for all that she a no good floozy who brings nothing but shame to her husband by going around flaunting her nearly naked body.
I feel sympathy for Mike Fisher. My cousin Amir was in a similiar situation with his 3rd wife. Amir had suspicions about her purity, but he went ahead and purchased her from her father anyway. Well unfortunately Amir’s suspicions were confirmed when he caught her showering sans Burka and completely nude like a total whore. Amir did the right thing though, he burned her face with battery acid and returned her to her clan.
Now it is time for Mike Fisher to make that same hard choice. He has obviously been duped into marriage by the slut Carrie Underwood. I suggest Mike Fisher performs a light stoning followed by a public shaming were he drags Carrie Underwood by her hair through the town to return her to her father.
Here are the new Carrie Underwood bikini pictures, so the world can see what kind of tremendous slut poor Mike Fisher is dealing with.
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Foppish lady boy Taylor Lautner was photographed on the set of his new movie being shaded by a giant umbrella whilst getting a fan blown in his face.
Apparently while filming a scene Taylor Lautner came down with a case of the “vapors”. He tried dabbing a nice cool wet lace handkerchief to his forehead, but he still felt a swoon coming on.
Taylor was rushed under an umbrella were he was fanned and pampered. Luckily Taylor’s friend Ramon was on set, and he occupanied Taylor to his trailer with an emergency supply of fresh cut strawberries and chilled raspberry wine.
Six hours later Taylor Lautner was able to return work refreshed and relaxed, but with a noticeable limp.
