By Muhammad’s beard this is shocking! Vile gutter skank Taylor Swift has decided to wear a burka. Not only that but Taylor appears to have convinced fellow inbred country whore Kellie Pickler to do the same.

The power of Allah truly is great if he has lead a committed cock jockey like Taylor Swift into a life of purity and obedience to Islam.

Though this is as attractive as I’ve ever seen Taylor Swift look. I can’t help but wish she had some sort of veil covering her nose and mouth. She would look so much hotter if just her eyes were showing. And yes I know what you are thinking “typical guy”.

Insallah this is the first step in Taylor Swift and Kellie Pickler continuing down the path to Islam. However, they have a long way to go and much prostrating to do if they want their souls to escape the eternal hellfire. Allahu Akbar!

The impish creature known as Hayden Panettiere posed nude in this artsy photo.

Hayden Panettiere bravely shows off her naked child-like body in this picture. Notice that she actually does have some feminine curves. If I didn’t know better I’d swear she was human!

Ever since her television show “Heroes” was canceled Hayden has been out of work. I guess there are not many “mildly attractive cheerleader” roles available in Hollywood right now.

However, if Hayden continues down this path of expressing herself through nudity, I see a lot of work coming her way… and of course by work I mean penis.

I use to think Adriana Lima was a woman of virtue. She famously kept her vow to maintain her maidenhead until her weeding night which is extremely admirable in the Western world in this day and age.

However, now that she has taken her proper place at the heel of a man, I can not help but feel disappointed that Adriana is still taking pornographic pictures for Victoria’s Secret.

I regret that Adriana Lima was not married off to a strong Muslim man, perhaps a chieftain of a respectable clan. Because any self-respecting Muslim man would have put an end to Adriana’s silly little modeling career long ago.

As the pictures below clearly show Adriana Lima is without proper male guidance. The fact that she takes the term “bikini spread” literal by spreading eagle in a bikini shows she is ill-equipped to battle the silver tongued Zionist photographers who wish to defile her previously virtuous womb. I fear for her soul.

Newly converted Muslim Miley Cyrus has taken up the Jihad against the West.

Miley showed her disdain for the Anglo-American crusaders who are pillaging the holy land by wearing a ripped up Union Jack flag while having her ass hang out of her skirt.

This is a courageous and powerful message by Miley. By defiling the UK flag she is telling the British people to stop their aggression against Islam and their support of the illegal occupation of Palestine. By showing her ass Miley is making sure everyone takes notice of her message, and it reminds them that if they do not do something soon everything will end up covered in sh*t.

Yes Miley Cyrus is now a proud Muslim woman, and she is not going to sit idly by while her Islamic brothers and sisters suffer at the hands of the world Zionist conspiracy. May Allah bless your righteous Jihad Miley. Allahu Akbar!

Ever since Selena Gomez has turned 18, Hollywood lesbians have been tripping over themselves trying to get a taste of her newly legal enchilada.

Luckily for Selena, Lindasy Lohan one of the more aggressive Hollywood dykes is currently in the big house. However, Selena has still been receiving obscene pickup lines from the c*nt hungry lesbians that infest the movie industry.

Perhaps one of the more bold attempts to seduce Selena Gomez has come in the form of a video message from actress Rosario Dawson. As you can see in the video below Rosario makes it very clear what she wants to do to Selena.

Needless to say Selena Gomez is a hot commodity right now. She is going to have her pick of the lesbian litter.

Based on her previous lesbian exploits with the likes of Demi Lovato and Taylor Swift, I fully expect her to be playing the field. After all it is no coincidence that Selena just had to cancel her tour because of a sore jaw.

We here at Celeb Jihad would just like to take a moment and remind the world that Kim Kardashian is a whore with this video clip from the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

How quickly the origins of Kim Kardashian’s fame have gotten distorted. Kim’s PR team have worked tirelessly to cover up Kim’s porn star past, and portray her as a classy fashionista who became famous because of her looks and sense of style.

Allah willing, may the world watch the video below from Kim Kardashian’s sex tape and be reminded that the only reason anyone knows her name is because she filmed her fat ass getting railed, and the tape leaked.

Kim Kardasian’s sex tape is aptly titled “Kim Kardashian Superstar”. This video certainly does show that Kim is a superstar… a superstar at getting taken to pound town by moderately famous black guys that is.

So let us never forget that Kim Kardashian is a porn star whore who deserves nothing but our scorn and ridicule.

Demi Lovato’s ego is officially out of control. She was at a mall signing autographs in Detroit yesterday when she noticed a crippled boy on his way to get a refreshing Orange Julius.

According to one eye witness Demi shouted “Hey everyone watch this. Behold the power of Demi!” and she rushed over to the crippled boy and placed her hands on his back.

Demi then shouted “In the name of Demi Lovato I heal your broken spine.” She then commanded the boy to “get up and walk”. However, when the child was unable to rise up out of his chair she berated him for being lazy, and stormed off in a huff.

Imagine the hubris of Demi Lovato to think that she can heal the crippled with her touch when it is the will of Allah that these people not be able to walk. Frankly I find giving cripples wheelchairs offensive, because Allah clearly wants them to have to crawl around in the dirt for his amusement.

Wheelchairs are just another example of man’s arrogance, and Demi Lovato thinking she can cure the crippled is the epitome of that arrogance. May her blasphemy not go unpunished. Allahu Akbar!