It has been almost a year since Lady Gaga accidentally showed his penis on stage during one of his concerts, and still his legions of fans have refused to accept the obvious fact that Lady Gaga is a man.
However it appears as though Lady Gaga is now finally coming clean about his sex. Lady Gaga just released this picture proving once and for all that he is a (possibly Jewish) man.
This should come as no surprise to the casual observer. Lady Gaga has all the signs of a big time tranny. He is ugly, he likes to dress up in ridiculous outfits for attention, and he loves to perform. Talk about perpetuating a stereotype!
I for one congratulate Mr Gaga for finally having the courage to admit to what he really is. Of course what Lady Gaga really is, is an abomination to nature, and Allah will surely be issuing a swift and terrible punishment.
But it takes a real man to admit when they have been wrong and take their medicine, and Lady Gaga is definitely a real man.
Miley Cyrus is at it again, and by “it” I mean flashing her vagina. Just a week after a no pantie upskirt picture of Miley rocked the Internet, Miley pretty much flashed her labia to the world once again.
Miley Cyrus was wearing a slutty unitard and spasming on stage while screeching into a microphone to what she calls “music”, when her lady parts very nearly slipped out.
According to sources, Miley’s fans who were unfortunate enough to be in the front row were immediately overpowered by the strong odor. The smell caused some fans to vomit on the spot, while others questioned their belief in a loving God that could allow such a foul stench to even exist.
Here are the pics from Miley Cyrus’ show in which she flashes her crotch yet again. Fortunately smells are not transmittable over the Internet.
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Emma Watson continued on with her crusade to corrupt children by getting a large tattoo on her arm.
After spending most of her life trying to make magic and devil worship “cool” to kids with her Harry Potter movies, Emma Watson is now focusing her sick child corrupting instincts on getting kids hooked on tattoos.
As you can see in the picture above Emma Watson just got a large tattoo on her shoulder, and she looks pretty pleased about it. I can not say for sure what the tattoo is of, but I am willing to wager that it is some form of satanic symbol.
Anyway Emma is clearly hoping that children will see this photo and steal money from their parents, sneak out of the house, and go to a back alley tattoo artist to get one of their own.
Parents must protect their children from Emma Watson’s corrupting influence. I suggest fiercely beating your child if you find that he/she shows any interest in Emma Watson or the Harry Potter movies.
Puberty is a difficult time for most teens. Acne, cracked voices, and strange new feelings can make life extremely awkward. But at the end of the day, puberty is simply your body’s way of growing from a child to an adult. Besides, it happens to everyone….even teen heartthrob Justin Bieber!
That’s right, even Justin faces the challenges associated with puberty. And he wants to let all his fans know that if he can get through it, so can you. That’s why Justin sat down with us to share his wisdom on the subject! So, without further ado, here are Justin Bieber’s tips for surviving puberty.
1. Your balls are gonna grow all big and shit, so make sure to buy yourself some bigger drawers, yo.2. Your pits are gonna stink like my manager’s finger after one of our “coaching sessions.” So be sure to get some Axe for your pits.
3. If you start having a wet dream, ride that shit out. I had a wet dream with Usher in it and it was fantastic!
4. When dating a girl, the urge to explore her body is perfectly natural. I recommend using a hunting knife for exploring those hard to reach places, like the spleen.
5. It’s not a good idea to squeeze or pick at pimples. This practice only makes the acne worse. Try willing them away with the healing power of Kabalah.
6. Sometimes, for no reason, your penis will get hard. Just think about girls and it will go away.
7. During puberty, it’s important to develop your own look. Keep up with the latest fashions and hairstyles by checking magazines like Cosmo and Ranger Rick.
8. Girls who are on their periods should stay within an airtight container for the duration of their
menstruation. Vampires can smell that shit a mile away.9. A girl’s breasts will begin to develop generally between the ages of 8 and 11, so make sure to tap that ass before then. Titties be gross.
10. It’s completely normal to have homosexual thoughts during puberty…at least that’s what Nick Jonas told me during that unforgettable night in Orlando.
Just days after Demi Lovato showed her butt crack, Rihanna has jumped on the bandwagon and showed her butt crack as well.
Rihanna was photographed at a public pool in Compton, Ca yesterday wearing a tight gold bikini. While Rihanna was talking with her cousin “Pookie” her bikini bottom sagged to reveal her ass crack.
Whether Rihanna intentionally showed her ass is still up for debate, but I can not help but wonder if she was influenced by Demi Lovato showing her’s just a few days earlier. I know Rihanna looks up to Demi like a big sister, but that does not mean she should follow all of her poor choices.
Here are the pics of Rihanna in a bikini showing her butt crack.
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Russian Supermodel Oksana Grigorieva has been accused of smashing her face into Mel Gibson’s defenseless knuckles, CelebJihad has confirmed.
During the incident, which allegedly took place in January, the crazed Oksana attacked Gibson without provocation while he was praying quietly in his room. Using her face as a weapon, she struck Gibson’s knuckle with such force that she reportedly broke her nose and knocked out several of her own teeth.
This is a new low for Western women, even for a Russian girl. While I’ve come to expect immoral behavior from infidels, attacking such a noble figure as Mr. Gibson is beyond contemptible. Let’s hope the authorities have the foresight to lock this harlot away so she can no longer bedevil such a brave, anti-Zionist stalwart like Mr. Gibson.
In an incredibly beautiful and moving moment, convicted woman beater Chris Brown broke down into tears while prancing around stage at the BET awards lip syncing to pedophile Michael Jackson’s overrated music.
What better way to honor Michael Jackson than to have a psychopath whose career is clearly over dress up like him, and then have a complete emotional break down on stage for no apparent reason.
As you can see in the video below Chris Brown wanders around aimlessly while sobbing like Rihanna after she talked back to him, and is unable to carry-on pretending to sing Michael Jackson songs. It was a special moment and I still get chills every time I see it.
