Miley Cyrus continued to express herself as an artist yesterday by wearing a puke green jumpsuit and sporting some serious cameltoe.
The soon to be 18-year-old singer put on quite a show at West Valencia School For The Deaf, gyrating her hips and furiously humping the air throughout her 2 hour performance.
The climax of the show was reached when Miley broke into her new single “Finish On My Face” and proceeded to thrust her cameltoe with wild abandon towards the audience. Needless to say it was quite a show.
Check out the pictures of Miley Cyrus’ cameltoe packed performance below.
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Justin Bieber, the name strikes fear in the hearts of men, but was he always the monster despised the world over that he is today?
We ran into the man pictured above leaving a methadone clinic in Santa Clara, and we were immediately struck by his shocking resemblance to Justin Bieber. We abducted him and questioned him for hours. It wasn’t until we performed some light torture on him that he finally admitted the awful truth. He is Justin Bieber’s real father.
There have been many rumors surrounding the whereabouts of Justin Bieber’s dad. Some claim that he took his own life when he heard his only son wanted to become a singer. One of the more ridiculous rumors has Justin Bieber’s father being divorced from his mother, and living in some mythical place known as “Winnipeg”.
However, now we had uncovered the truth. Justin Bieber’s father was in our possession. As we waited for him to regain consciousness (from the light torture) we prepared ourselves to interview the man who spawned the tormentor of our world, Justin Bieber.
When Justin Bieber’s father awoke we immediately pressed him for comment on his famous son. Like a sage he began spouting fatherly wisdom to his long lost son, gems like “Boys should play baseball” and “Heroin is a hell of a drug”.
We decided not to print some of the more personal father son messages (like what to do with a dead hooker’s body) as we will be sending the full transcript to Justin Bieber. We can only hope that hearing from his real dad will make Justin Bieber rethink the destructive life choices he has made, and finally get his act together.
Allahu Akbar!
Dennis Hopper, the famed actor best know for his role in Super Mario Bros., has died of “prostate cancer” at the age of 74. Hopper’s death comes just one day after fellow thespian Gary Coleman died of a “stroke.”
While the media will tell you that both men died of natural causes, this is nothing but a smoke screen. CelebJihad.com would like to claim responsibility for both deaths, and the deaths of all celebrities over the past two years. This is yet another triumph in Islam’s continuing battle against the Zionist-Crusader alliance. And not to make any threats, but TV’s Alan Thicke should tread very, very lightly.
Allahu Akbar!
R.I.P. Dennis Hopper.
After years of searching Megan Fox has finally found a swimsuit that covers all her stupid tattoos!
As you can see in the first picture below, Megan Fox is wearing a bikini and none of her moronic white trash tattoos are showing. This was no small feat for Megan, as her goddess like body is covered in the scribblings of a retarded meth head. It is as if someone spray painted their name (poorly) on the Mona Lisa.
Thanks to Megan Fox’s new bikini men can now admire her body without being distracted from her poor life choices… that is as long as her douche boyfriend Brian Austin Green isn’t around.
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CelebJihad has learned that actor Gary Coleman has died of an intracranial hemorrhage. The TV star and CelebJihad favorite was only 42.
Dr. James Miceli, a stroke specialist and assistant professor of neurology at the University of Detroit, says that serious intracranial hemorrhages involve a broken vessel inside the brain, but they can also occur on the surface of the brain or in the protective layers between the brain and the skull, proving that it takes “diff’rent strokes.”
RIP Gary.
The new movie Sex and The City 2 exemplifies the dangers of feminist thinking and the woman’s rights movement in general.
To understand how we got to the point were we have movies about menopausal tramps in stupid looking shoes running around the desert looking for penis, you must first learn about the history of feminism.
Feminism was started by homely looking women with the noble intention of getting better looking women to stop shaving their legs, so that they would be less promiscuous. However, gradually the feminist movement was taken over by sluts who wanted to make it socially acceptable for women to do all sorts of ludicrous and down right dangerous things like going out in public without a male chaperon, and wearing dresses cut above the ankle.
Because women in the western world, being the simple minded creatures that they are, have followed this whore mentality we are now exposed to movies like “Sex and the City 2″. A story of 4 women who spend their limited mental capacities thinking exclusively about consumer products and man meat. They then go to Abu Dhabi in search of both. Obviously the movie was not shot in the real Abu Dhabi, but rather a Jew run studio lot, because any self respecting Arab country would behead these gutter skanks as soon as they set foot on holy Muslim land.
Feminism in the west has succeeded in freeing women from the confines of a male dominated society. Unfortunately women, as epitomized by the floozies in Sex and The City, with their underdeveloped brains and lack of self-control can not handle such freedom, and have digressed into a base creature entirely consumed with shopping and f*cking.
Killers, staring Katherine Heigl and Ashton Kutcher, premieres June 4th, but you won’t be seeing many advanced reviews. That’s because the studio behind the film thought it was simply too awesome to be screened for critics in advance. In fact, some executives at Lionsgate felt the cinematic tour de force about a secret spy and his stupid girlfriend was so incredible that critics’ heads might explode from witnessing it.
Also, Twitter has made film critics irrelevant.
In today’s socially connected marketplace, we all have the ability to share feedback instantly around the world. In keeping with this spirit, Lionsgate and the filmmakers want to give the opportunity to moviegoing audiences and critics alike to see `Killers’ simultaneously, and share their thoughts in the medium of their choosing. We felt that this sense of immediacy could be a real asset in the marketing of `Killers.’
Yeah, I bet you did, Mr. Lionsgate PR guy. Kind of like when you convinced that fat girl you were banging in college that you’d both be better off if you kept your relationship a secret. (AP/Cinemablend)
