Say what you will about Jesse James, but he’s not all bad. For example, look at this picture of Jesse posing as Hitler.
Sure, he may have cheated on his wife with a bunch of whores. And yes, he will burn in hell for worshiping Jesus Christ instead of Allah, the one true god. But still, as this picture demonstrates, his heart is in the right place.
Don’t let the tattoos fool you. Jesse is an educated man who is just as concerned about the international Zionist conspiracy as we are. While I may not agree with him on everything, and I might cut his head off under most circumstances, it’s still good to find common ground in regard to our mutual hatred of the Jews.
It just goes to show that you have to look for the good in people.
Blake Lively has been a very naughty girl. In these pictures from the little known UK movie “The Private Lives Of Pippa Lee”, Blake plays a young girl who gets chained down and spanked in some sort of lesbian fantasy sequence.
No word yet if this fantasy sequence proceeds like mine would with Blake Lively getting a nose job, then taking her huge tits and smacking me in the face with them until I pass out, but since this film didn’t get rated “the most awesome movie ever” I think it is safe to assume that doesn’t happen.
Enjoy these pics of Black Lively getting what she deserves by being bent over, chained, and spanked.
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For the first time in 50 years Ricky Martin made headlines yesterday with the announcement that he is a “gay”. Nice try Mr Martin but I think I’d know a gay man when I see one and you sir are no gay.
First off you are far too muscly to be a gay. Gays are scrawny, feminine, and limp wristed lady boys. Next your lyrics are overtly heterosexual. I believe the lyrics to your famous hit go “she bangs” not “he dresses very nicely and dabs his delicate mouth with a silk handkerchief”. Finally, you have a tattoo of a naked woman on your shoulder for Christ’s sake!
Why would Ricky Martin pretend to be gay you ask? For many reasons! The most obvious one is to revive his long dead career. Gay is so in right now, it is like the new black. Also now that Ricky Martin is pretending to be gay he can stay a bachelor, and not be forced into the oppressive institution of marriage by the elders of his clan. Finally, now that he is a gay Ricky gets to use the lady’s change room and see tons of boobies.
Shame on you Ricky Martin for pretending to be gay. There are actual celebrities out there that are homosexual like Nick Jonas, and they don’t need you trying to steal their thunder.
Is Selena Gomez pregnant? While we can’t be certain, this picture from the set of her new movie, I’ll Spit On Your Corpse While I Piss On Your Grave IV, seems to show a noticeable baby bump.
Has Selena been running around with a man behind her girlfriend Taylor Swift‘s back, or have the two of them decided to have a child together with donated sperm? Or, perhaps Selena has just put on some weight? Only time will tell.
In celebration of Gerard Butler fingering Jennifer Aniston’s stinkhole in public yesterday here is a collection of Jennifer Aniston butt pictures.
If Butler is comfortable fingering Jen in public I think it is safe to assume that she enjoys a high hard one up her Hershey highway. I say good for Jen for being open to a backdoor banging.
Too many women are ridiculously touchy when it comes to slipping it in the old poop shoot. You wouldn’t believe the resistance I get when I casually try to slide my fist up a woman’s backside! Lighten up you prudes.
Anyway here is a collection of pictures of Jennifer Aniston’s ass. Let us hope it can take a beating.
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Earlier today Nick Jonas threw on his most gay tank top and jumped on board the SS Penis for an extremely low budget gay cruise.
Nick Jonas came out of the closet, more or less, last week when he was photographed prancing around with a male purse or “murse”. Ever since then the runt of the Jonas Brothers litter has become more bold in his gayness.
Nick’s gayness is quite understandable since he has been forced to sing and act since childhood, but what is not forgivable is his cheapness. Nick Jonas is a famous celebrity with millions of dollars he should be able to afford a much more extravagant and flamboyant cruise than this.
I’m sure there is a certain appeal to a gay man being packed on a small boat with a bunch of other dudes, but wouldn’t Nick have a better time on a more spacious ship were he can run around on his tippy-toes with pink feathers trying to tickle the other boys? I mean I seriously doubt that clunker of a ship he is on has the capacity to make more than a few mojitos an hour, and I really doubt it even has a spanking station in case a boy gets too naughty.
Nick Jonas has got to realize that being gay is not easy, and you have to invest the money to do it right if you are going to be successful at it.
Mila Kunis put her cleavage on full display yesterday while shooting scenes for a new movie in LA.
Based on these pictures we can assume that Mila plays a busty woman who likes to stick her tits out when she climbs out of cars. This will definitely be a challenging role for Mila Kunis considering her other works of note were, playing an annoying girl on “That 70′s Show” and playing an annoying cartoon girl on “Family Guy”. Will she be able to pull off playing a girl with big pushed up tits? Only time will tell.
Until then enjoy these pics of Mila Kunis and her cleavage acting up a storm in some new movie which I didn’t bother learning the name of.
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