The future Mrs Durka Durka, Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel, continues to frustrate me. Since we are obviously soul mates and meant to be together I find it a little irritating that she has yet to respond to any of my letters. I didn’t even get so much as a thank you card for the delicious goat testicles I sent her.
Obviously the real problem is that Candice Swanepoel has not had her clit circumcised yet. That explains why she is too busy running around in her underwear being a whore instead of waiting on me hand and foot like proper woman should. If her thong fitter at Victoria’s Secret could just give her a little snip I would be very grateful, and kill them last in the coming religious war.
Until Candice Swanepoel accepts her place by my side I will continue to post pictures of her in lingerie to shame her. Here is are a ton of pics of Candice doing what she does.
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Playboy Playmate turned actress Jenny McCarthy has long claimed that her son’s autism was the result of a childhood immunization. For years she has campaigned against MMR shots (immunization for measles, mumps, and rubella), telling the mothers of America that their ugly, infidel babies were only one needle-prick away from becoming Rain Man.
But now she’s changing her tune.
According to an upcoming article in Time, Jenny claims that her son probably never had Autism, and that he is now doing fine, invalidating her concerns about vaccinations. That seems like a pretty big mistake…a little too big, if you ask me.
Clearly, the Zionist owned pharmaceutical companies, in conjunction with their allies in the Jew controlled media, have gotten to Jenny. I’m not sure if she is being blackmailed or if they have bought her off with their Jewish blood money, but McCarthy’s reversal is nothing more than an attempt to hide an Israeli vaccination plot which seeks to turn our children into autistic number crunchers who can work at Jew run accounting firms. It’s so painfully obvious.
My family stopped vaccinating our children and goats years ago. Sure, our clan’s infant survival rate has seen a 30% drop, but the baby goats have held steady. Besides, I’d rather see all of our children die than end up as some sort of retard-Jew calculators.
DON’T VACCINATE YOUR CHILDREN!
Pop diva Justin Bieber released the song titles to her upcoming CD “My World 2.0″ on her Twitter account last night.
The album title “My World 2.0″ is a thinly veiled reference to Justin’s plan on conquering the world and enslaving humanity with her brand of sexually ambiguous R&B tracks. No doubt Justin will one day be successful and we will enter a nightmare world for which we will never awake from… but until then here is the track list to Justin Bieber’s new album due out next month.
- Track 1: Cunt Destroyer
- Track 2: Talk Back Get Smacked
- Track 3: Bootyhole
- Track 4: Face Down Ass Up
- Track 5: Get Your Red Wings Girl
- Track 6: A is for Abortion
- Track 7: Bootyhole (Techno Remix)
- Track 8: Dogs, Peanut Butter, A Night to Remember
- Track 9: 2 in the Pink 1 in the Stink
- Track 10: Donkey Punch aka How to Say I Love You
Olivia Wilde is back to sticking her tight ass up in the air, but this time it isn’t for Hollywood casting directors but rather for the good folks at Elle Magazine.
Olivia Wilde, who is best known as the hot chick on the hit Fox TV show “House”, continues her quest to steal the souls of men with her eyes and firm bottom. She is just about sexy enough for any man to be able to resist renouncing a loving God and accepting her as their lord and master. By Allah’s beard I personally have questioned my Jihad against all celebrities after seeing Olivia’s taut frame.
Olivia Wilde is a seductresses of the highest order. Thankfully I have the Qur’an and its level 5000 defense to ward her off with. If you do not have a similar defense I highly recommend skipping these pics of Olivia below less you become a minion of Satan or even worse a Jew!
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Congratulation to Gary Busey and his girlfriend Steffanie Sampson on their new arrival, Luke Sampson Busey. Based on these parenting tips from Gary, we know the kid is in good hands…
1. To avoid SIDS, always place your baby on its back when putting it to bed. To avoid AIDS, wrap your child in latex after each and every bowel movement.
2. Be sure to screen prospective babysitters by checking their credit, job history, and anal cavity.
3. When disciplining your baby, always remember to have the safety on, otherwise you might accidentally shoot it for real.
4. If you decide to put your baby up for adoption, don’t forget this important fact: the white ones fetch exponentially more at auction.
5. Breast feeding is recommended for the baby’s health, but it hurts dad’s nipples like hell.
6. Your baby is a gift from above, and like all gifts from above, we must remember to thank Needor, the all-knowing one, for his wrath is furious, his hand swift, and his anal probings uncomfortable.
7. Raising a baby is a challenge, but ultimately you’ll be rewarded with delicious toddler spleen.
8. When putting your baby to sleep, always use twice the amount of poison that you would use on a medium size dog.
9. Newborns love movement and bright colors, making LSD the ideal drug for your baby’s playtime.
10. Babies are a lot like Jews in the sense that they both love delicious smoked salmon.
11. If you choose to feed your baby breast milk, make sure to strain out unwanted pieces of breast.
12. When traveling, always make sure your baby moves in a line parallel to the earth’s gravitational field, regardless of the orientation of any particular street or the traffic moving on said conveyance. That way, your baby’s own magnetic signature will be hidden from the Evil Lord Krylor and his minions in the “United Nations.”
13. When you are in a pinch, an infant’s cartilage skeletal structure means it can be eaten whole, not unlike a soft shelled crab.
14. Though stuffing a regulation-sized football into your baby’s mouth while you repeatedly punch him in the face each night might make him cry now, he’ll thank you once the first of those monster, Busey-sized teeth starts poking out through his gums.
15. While it is socially accepted to refer to your child as “in the oven” when it is in the mother’s womb, after the birth it is frowned upon in the literal sense. Still, I have yet to find a better babysitter than my ol’ Lady Kenmore.
Special Thanks to Eric Filipkowski and Sam Mechling
Musical dream team Miley Cyrus and Bret Michaels have teamed up again for another song that will surely go down in music history. After Miley recorded her own version of Bret Michaels’ hit “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” the pair have teamed up again for Bret’s new single “Nothing to Lose”.
Besides being one of the greatest songs ever written featuring 2 of the greatest vocalists of our generation in Miley Cyrus and Bret Michaels, this song also features an underlying tone of taboo erotica. The song “Nothing to Lose” is reminiscent of Nabokov’s literary masterpiece “Lolita” in its subtle sexual undertones. The 46-year-old womanizer Bret Michaels and the 17-year-old slut Miley Cyrus singing about their love for each other is as good as it gets.
I assume the songs title “Nothing to Lose” refers to Bret’s disregard for the jail time he will undoubtedly serve once the district attorney hears this track. Listen to the Miley Cyrus Bret Michaels “Nothing to Lose” duet for yourself below.
Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio has decided that almost showing her nipples and ass in numerous photo shoots is now not enough, and has gone and finally just straight up showed them to us.
I respect Alessandra’s candor in these pictures. A lot of Victoria’s Secret models go their whole careers without giving us any straight up bare ass shots. They seem to think they are above the girls who do full on nudity. Just like how waitresses at strip clubs look down on the dancers, they have an undeserved sense of righteousness.
Alessandra understands that all models are just whores selling sex and consumer products to the masses, so that the sheep keep happily working for the international banking Zionist machine. Kudos to you Alessandra for recognizing the hypocrisy of your fellow models and throwing it in their faces with these pics of your ass and nipples. Now lets some vag!
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