After a disastrous performance by Tim Tebow at the Senior Bowl on Saturday, the group behind his controversial Super Bowl ad says it is changing its’ message.
Originally the ad was supposed to feature a Pro-Life message with Tim Tebow’s mom Pam Tebow reciting the story how she ignored her doctor’s suggestion to terminate her pregnancy of Tim. However the theme of the ad has now changed according to Mitch Adel, the CEO of the group who payed for the Super Bowl spot. He released this statement earlier today:
“After watching Tim Tebow’s sub-par performance at the Senior Bowl yesterday we have decided to change the message of our Super Bowl ad featuring Tim and his mom Pam. I think it was pretty obvious to anyone who watched that game that Tim is a 3rd to 5th round draft pick at best, and probably should have just been aborted.
You could say it was kind of a road to Damascus moment for me. I now see that we need abortions, and hope that our commercial, featuring a guy who will never make it as a starting QB in the NFL, will help young mother’s out there to do the right thing, and throw themselves down the nearest stairwell.”
Dr Ching the OB/GYN who originally suggested to Pam Tebow that she should terminate her pregnancy of Tim has been staunchly defending his medical recommendation for years, saying:
“Looking at Pam’s ultrasound and watching Tim’s movements and brain development in the womb I could tell he would have an elongated throwing motion, and would have trouble taking snaps under center as well as reading through progressions against an NFL defense. That is why I suggested to Pam that she terminate the pregnancy immediately less she give birth to a disappointment. Sadly she didn’t listen.”
The debate on whether Tim Tebow is an NFL quarterback or if he should have just been aborted 22 years ago will rage on. However, if Tim’s fundamentals do not start improving by the NFL combine I wouldn’t be at all surprised if his mom Pam just goes ahead and has him aborted before the NFL draft to save herself the embarrassment.
Well color me shocked. Kim Kardashian squeezed her ginormous ass into a bikini and actually looks pretty good. Unfortunately she still has that I’ll only do black guys look in her eyes, but the rest of her has greatly improved.
Has anyone done more for the black community than Robert Kardashian? The man fathered two of the greatest benefactors to black males in Kim and Chloe Kardashian, and he got O.J. Simpson off the hook for murder. If there is anyone who deserves a day of reverence it is Robert Kardashian not Martin Luther King. Last time I checked all of MLK’s daughters were fugly.
This brings me to my next point. Why do girls like Kim Kardashian get with black guys? Well everyone knows that the answer is to get back at their fathers for missing a ballet recital. However, wouldn’t it make more sense to get with Arabs such as myself instead? I mean we are pretty much the most hated minority now. What better way to stick it to the old man than by gobbling on some sweet Sunni nuts? Think about it ladies. Doing black guys to get back at dad is soooooo the 1950s.
(Left) Police examine the crime scene. (Right) Larry Platt on American Idol.
“There were six or seven gang bangers in baggy pants hanging out in the parking lot, and this old guy walked up to them and started singing and dancing,” said Marcus Lee, the store’s owner. “When he got to the second verse, they started beating on him.”
“I called the police, but by the time they arrived you couldn’t even recognize his face because of all the blood.”
A memorial for Platt is planned for this Saturday.
Well it turns out I was wrong about Taylor Momsen. No not that she is a piece of gutter trash, but that she is 16-years-old. Because in the pictures below she is smoking and not wearing a bra. Both of which are illegal for 16-year-olds to do in America.
I am starting to get concerned about Taylor’s well being though. Not because of the smoking, but because of the fact that her waistline seems to be rapidly expanding. I commend her on picking up smoking to try to curve her appetite, but at the rate she is going she might want to start sticking those cigarette stained fingers down her throat as well. Black is supposed to be a slimming color, but the only slimming it is doing in these pictures is to the odds that I’ll be able to rub one out to them later.
Taylor Momsen definitely has a Lohan-esque career ahead of her. Smoking and braless pics of her hard nipples are just the beginning. I can hardly wait until we get to see the good stuff, but until then these pics will have to do.
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Mila Kunis was one of the stars of “That 70′s Show” and umm… that’s about it. Oh but she is banging that kid from “Home Alone”, Macaulay Culkin, so she’s got that going for her.
Anyway apparently she did a photo shoot for GQ Magazine and here are the outtakes. Outtakes are pictures that the magazine has not had a chance to Photoshop large breasts on and airbrush every blemish and imperfection so the model looks like some sort of porcelain doll. So try not to puke all over your computer looking at these flawed pictures of Mila.
Even though she has not been Photoshoped to perfection yet I have to say Mila Kunis is an attractive girl. Of course I am middle eastern so I really dig that dark look. My only complaint would be that she needs more hair on her body and face. It makes a woman look more distinguished.
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Is lesbian lovers Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato’s relationship on the rocks? According to this picture Selena just twittered the answer is yes!
Selena posted this picture of her and another unknown lesbian girl passed out cold from all the vigorous lesbian sex they must have been having. This can only mean one thing, Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato have broken up, and Selena is going through her post break up “lick anything that moves” stage.
There is obviously still feelings between Selena and Demi or Selena would not have bothered tweeting this picture to make Demi jealous. Allah willing they will work it out… and make a sex tape together when they are 18.
Haiti’s airport can only handle 130 flights a day. Thank God one of those precious flights was reserved for actor John Travolta.
John Travolta has flown aid supplies to Haiti in his own Boeing 707 to assist his fellow Scientologists already on the ground helping the earthquake victims.
Dressed in yellow T-shirts, Scientologists use a process called ‘assist’ in which the power of touch is said to reconnect nervous systems shaken by trauma. The group is using light ‘touching’, through clothing and bandages, of fractures and infection.
Islam is the one true religion, but I have to hand it to Scientology here. I know if I was badly injured in some sort of catastrophe I’d feel a hell of a lot better if some weirdos in yellow shirts came and started massaging my wounds while telling me about the wonders of “Dianetics”. Peace be upon you John Travolta. May Allah bless your quest to molest every person in Haiti.
