Megan Fox wore her Halloween costume out in LA earlier today. Apparently she is going as a hot woman this year. Hey-oh!
Seriously though Megan has never looked better. I guess making a series of horrible movies keeps a girl looking young. It was nice of Megan to give us all an early Halloween treat though.
Enjoy these pics of Megan Fox strutting her stuff in a tank top and short daisy dukes.
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In a wacky attempt to make light of his domestic violence issues with Rihanna, Chris Brown and a friend have chosen the outrageously tasteless Halloween costumes of “A Salt” and “Battery.” This is no doubt a play on the term “assault and battery,” and is meant to poke fun at the brutal beating he allegedly gave Rihanna earlier this year. Leave it to the always optimistic Brown to take a negative situation and make the best out of it.
Brown, pictured above as “Battery,” came up with the idea while antiquing with his friend and longtime male companion, Rinaldo, who is pictured above as “A Salt.” At first, Brown was apprehensive about the costumes, until the always catty Rinaldo assured him that “if Rihanna can take a beating, she can surely take a joke.”
Added Rinaldo, “Ewww, I’m such a bitch.”
Happy Halloween, fellas!
Clint Eastwood is such a dick tease! Look at him engulfing this banana so sensually. He knows exactly what he is doing to us guys.
Clint Eastwood has been setting men’s loins ablaze for years with his seductive snarls, and analogous use of gun play. However now he has gone too far.
How am I to be expected to concentrate on work after seeing this image? I just can’t stop picturing Clint and I laying naked by a pool, feeding each other fresh strawberries, and having tickle fights with plush pink feathers.
Victoria Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio was on the beach modeling the hell out of some bikinis the other day. This woman is perfection! Not only is she flawless physically, but she has the work ethic of a goddamn mule.
Alessandra must have been out there rolling around on the beach and looking hot for hours. Do you have any idea how hard that is? Most girls can’t even manage to look hot for a second, let alone all day!
In honor of all of Alessandra Ambrosio’s hard work I’ve compiled a ton of pictures of her in various bikinis from yesterday. I think we should all take a minute and sit back and enjoy the fruits of her labor.
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Taylor Swift gave a speech today to quell the controversy swirling around pictures of her partying with a guy in a giant swastika t-shirt. The following is the transcript from Taylor’s speech (or it may be Hitler’s speech to the Reichstag in 1939).
Europe will not have peace until the Jewish question has been disposed of. The world has sufficient capacity for settlement, but we must finally break away from the notion that a certain percentage of the Jewish people are intended, by our dear God, to be the parasitic beneficiary of the body, and of the productive work, of other peoples.
Unfortunately just as Swift was getting into her speech and banging the podium, rapper Kanye West interrupted her and grabbed the mic and said.
“Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you. I’ll let you finish, but Hitler was one of the best Nazis of all time! One of the best Nazis of all time!”
Kanye is such a bastard!
One of Miley Cyrus’ awesome fans has released an ultimatum to the singer. Get back on Twitter or she will eat her cat. The fan claims to live in a country were this is a perfectly legal thing to do. My guess is she is in Canada. She even setup a website for people to follow the whole charade… I mean drama.
Here is her statement to Miley,
“Like many others, I became addicted to Miley Cyrus’ Tweeting. Catching up with her daily chores and what she has in mind have become part of my daily routine…The other day I asked myself: ‘What can I do to bring Miley back to Twitter?’ Fan video? Petitions? Letters? That never works. Heck, Miley even made her own video about never wanting to use Twitter again. Then I looked at my cat, Fuzzy and I realized, maybe Fuzzy can help. Fuzzy can make the ultimate sacrifice for this cause. It was very difficult for me, you see, as I sincerely love Fuzzy. But my mind is made up. I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley’s tweets for me!”
The fan has set up a November 16 deadline for Cyrus to start tweeting again. I’ve watched enough movies to know you don’t negotiate with terrorists. The only option Miley has right now is to one up the girl by killing and eating a dog. Terrorists only understand bold moves like that.
Michael Jackson’s new documentary, This Is It, premiers today, and so far audiences have been shocked by the film’s many disclosures. Here are 10 of the biggest surprises.
- Michael Jackson is the second cousin, once removed, of 1991 All-Star baseball player Danny Tartabull.
- The song “Black or White” was originally titled “Me Ten Years Ago or Me Now,” but producers were unable to find a way to fit the phrasing into the chorus.
- Bubbles the Chimp administered Michael’s fatal Propofol injection.
- At least three of the seven new songs debuted in the film are just rehashes of old cereal commercial jingles. That said, “Dirty Count Chocula” and “Super Golden Crisp in the Mirror” are pretty catchy, and are expected to do well as singles.
- Tito Jackson can play Guitar Hero like a motherfucker!
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Michael admits that while he was a big fan of the Home Alone franchise, he didn’t care for Macaulay Culkin’s acting in Richie Rich.
- Joe Jackson appears at the halfway point to deliver Michael a brutal beating with his belt. Afterward, Michael’s dancing does improve, proving that Joe’s still got it!
- Michael’s prostetic nose falls off a during the encore, revealing a portal to another, better world…and lots of pus.
- An uncensored scene in which Jackson teaches a group of young boys to play “Hide the Salami,” much to the chagrin of deli owner Abe Schwartzman.
- Michael Jackson was a friggen weirdo!
