A few months ago naked pictures of Rihanna were leaked to the Internet. The rumor was that Chris Brown had leaked them to damage Rihanna’s reputation.
Internet skeptics dismissed the pictures because the naked woman in them has a nipple ring on her right breast. The skeptics swore Rihanna did not have a nipple ring. Well look at this.
For those that are a little slow it looks like the nipple ring is on the other breast because she is taking the picture in a mirror. So as you can see Rihanna does have a nipple ring that looks nearly identical to the one from the leaked nude photos.
Here are Rihanna’s leaked naked pictures for your enjoyment.
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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are on the rocks, Star Magazine is reporting. Sources close to Timberlake are speculating that the split is due to the fact that Timberlake is desperate to hit Rihanna.
“He really, really wants to hit that shit,” said a source close to Timberlake. “She’s well known for letting other guys hit that, so Justin knows he’s got a chance.”
The source continued, “I know Justin, and he would hit that shit hard, too. He’d just destroy her, and she’d be sore for weeks, that much is for sure. She might not even be able to walk right after he was done.”
When asked how far Timberlake would go to get a shot at Rihanna, the source said, “He’d do anything, even if it meant spending time in jail, just to hit that once.”
Whoopi Goldberg is our hero. She’s the only one with the guts to stand-up for the wrongfully persecuted director, Roman Polanski.
What is it with Americans, anyway? One 13-year-old girl gets drugged and sodomized by a guy in his 40′s, and everyone is up in arms? I mean, are we living in the dark ages?
In more sophisticated countries like Albania and my home country of Saudi Arabia, girls this young are already married, divorced, and in a few cases, stoned to death. But here in the so-called land of the free, we have to wait until they turn 18 to force ourselves into their Hershey Highway? You’re all hypocrites!
And even if Polanski is guilty, hasn’t the man suffered enough. All of these years he’s been forced to live in Europe and make movies. God knows how many models he had to nail. And to top it all off, the poor guy married a super-hot chick and had kids with her. Do we really want to persecute this broken-down old man any further?
At any rate, I’ll let Whoopi take it from here. She’s much more articulate than I am. Here’s a clip of her explaining things on The View. YOU GO GIRL!
You may know Australian actress Isabel Lucas from her role as “Hot Girl #2″ (opposite Megan Fox’s character “Hot Girl #1″) in this summer’s blockbuster hit Transformers 2.
Here are the screen caps from Isabel Lucas award winning performance in the the film (my penis gave her an award). Besides a few shots of Megan Fox these are the only worthwhile scenes in the whole film. So if you haven’t seen the movie you can thank me for saving you from 2 hours of robots humping each other.
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At 10:42 EST on Monday CelebJihad.com reported that the Khloe Kardashian-Lamar Odom wedding was as fake as your mother’s tits. And Guess who was right, bitches?!
TMZ is now reporting that the wedding was fake, and that lawyers are still working on a prenup! So eat it!
We’ll take that Pulitzer now, please!
Eat our camel crap, everybody! We won!
Click here to see the article in question.
In May of 2009 Screen Junkies received an unsolicited review of Hannah Montana: The Movie from famed director and noted statutory rapist Roman Polanski. Due to current events we have decided to run the review in its entirety.
If the film has a flaw it’s that the eroticism, though prevalent throughout, is too subdued. Studio pressure for a “G” rating prevented the director from showing even the slightest bit of Quaalude-induced non-consensual sodomy. However, the subtlety speaks volumes. After all, much like his characters, the film’s director has fallen victim to society’s sexual hypocrisy.
Read the rest of Polanski’s review at ScreenJunkies.com
Rumors are swirling that Disney star Demi Lovato is cutting herself. Numerous pictures of Demi with five slashes on her wrist have surfaced.
“Demi has been really stressed out about her new show, Sonny with a Chance,” a source close to Demi said. “She’s not getting enough downtime because there is so much work involved, and she’s always being pulled in different directions.”
However, Demi Lovato’s representative released a statement saying that she is not a cutter, and that indentations on her wrists were from excessively tight plastic bracelets. You know the type of plastic bracelets that only leave slash type marks on the inside of the wrist.
For those that do not know cutting is a serious problem. It is when over-privileged and undersexed white girls, who don’t know what real problems are, scratch and cut themselves to release what little stress their pampered lives cause them. It will often lead to more serious self destructive behavior like eating feces, or even worse dating Mexicans.
Hopefully someone close to Demi will check her teeth, and not believe the obvious excuse of “I was eating a brownie” before it is too late. Of course I have no idea what signs to look for to see if she is eating feces.
