The ABC show “The Superstars”, features teams of pro athletes and celebrities facing off in different challenges.

By far the most interesting team is Terrell Owens and Joanna Krupa. If you have not seen Terrell before he is a 6′4 and 220lbs black guy with muscles on top of muscles. But throughout the show Krupa continuously berates and pushes him around.

When Terrell got his foot caught in a net during an obstacle course Krupa yells, “I’m so pissed. This is unbelievable. I can’t believe he calls himself an athlete.”

She seems to be always on the cusp of calling him “boy” and telling him to “fetch my slippers”. The tension between the two makes the show quite enjoyable.

I think her bossy attitude is hot, and she is very hot to begin with. Here are some quality pics of Joanna Krupa doing what she does.

Sky News quotes Gary Taylor, owner of Jackson fan mega-site, as saying that as many as 12 Michael Jackson fans have killed themselves since Michael’s passing last Thursday.

One manic Jackson fan that was prevented from jumping off a bridge said “It’s all the same to me. I’m going to kill myself. It’s the worst tragedy of my life and I don’t want to live any more. I don’t know why you saved my life, I want to be with him”

A report from Tunisia claims a girl took her life as well but that has yet to be verified.

This is a good start. Allah willing, if we continue to mock Michael Jackson’s death, more of his psychotic celebrity worshiping followers will take their lives. This will give more space to the righteous who realize that they did not know the real Michael Jackson, and that his passing should have little to no effect on their lives.

In an exclusive interview with CelebJihad, Jackson family patriarch Joe Jackson spoke candidly about the loss of his son, and about how his parenting style may have ultimately played a role in Michael’s tragic life and death.

“I’m not one to sit and dwell on the past, but at a time like this, when a father outlives his son, one can’t help but second guess,” said Jackson, speaking to us via cell phone from outside the 4 Play Gentleman’s Club in Los Angeles.

“I can’t help but wonder, if only I had beaten Michael harder, especially during puberty, perhaps he wouldn’t have turned into the grotesque pansexual pill-popping he-she boy lover which he became. If only I would have hit him with smaller tree branches, because the smaller ones hurt more, maybe he would have been normal.”

Jackson also lamented the fact that he did not have a chance for closure with his son.

“Looking back, there are so many unanswered questions,” said Joe. “What is the combination to the safe? Do you have any money hidden in foreign accounts? What’s with all these Jonas Brothers’ DVDs stacked up in that weird dungeon room?”

But despite his troubled past, Joe Jackson is focusing on the future.

“In the end, our lawyers and accountants can figure most of this stuff out, so it ain’t no thaaang!”

Added Joe, “Be sure to visit http://www.hiphopbootcamp.com/ to learn more about my hip hop boot camp. Michael would have wanted it.”

Here are a few pics of Isabel Lucas from Transformers 2 showing some skin on the beach.

These pictures confirm my assessment that, though Isabel is hot, she is not as hot as Megan Fox. I give Megan the edge in butt, breasts, and face. The only 3 categories that really matter when judging a woman’s worth.

Former American Idol finalist, Kellie Pickler, has revealed that she has been dating Kid Rock for more than a year, but the couple have managed to keep their relationship a secret from the media.

The romance between Kid Rock and Pickler is “the worst kept secret in Nashville” according to a country music insider. Yet their fans were completely unaware, and many have expressed shock about what they consider an odd couple.

“I would have never guess these two would hook up in a million years” said JoAnna Lee Dean of Huntington, Ala. JoAnna went on to say, “I mean he is poor white trash from Michigan and she is poor white trash from North Carolina. What could they possibly have in common? For their sake I hope they can overcome their vast cultural differences, but I don’t see it working out.”

This is a picture of the noted sodomite Perez Hilton with a black eye after being punched by the manager for the Black Eyed Peas, the righteous Polo Molina. It is probably the most satisfying picture I will see all week.

If Allah in his infinite wisdom allowed onanism, I would pleasure myself furiously to this pic.

Billy Mays, the television pitchman for such products as “Kaboom!” and “OxiClean,” was pronounced dead Sunday morning. But wait there’s more! Not really though.

Authorities say Mays was found dead by his wife at his Tampa home. He was 50. Actually, he was 80, but since he died right now they took 30 years off. The family expects to have an autopsy done by Monday afternoon.

No word yet if they will be using an “Awesome Auger” to bury him, but one thing is for certain: Billy Mays is shouting at angels now.