I have a bone to pick with…Oprah Winfrey

Welcome to the inaugural edition of B. Rock Hussein’s column, A Bone to Pick.
B. Rock, is a man about town who isn’t afraid to share his opinions.  By “about town” we mean the employee lounge at the South Shore Care Center in Oxnard, CA, where he now works as an orderly.  By opinions we mean […]

The Madonna Divorce: Shocking Prenup Revelations

Madonna’s divorce from Guy Ritchie is well underway, and CelebJihad.com has obtained a copy of the prenuptial agreement. Buckle up and enjoy exclusive access to all the shocking details!

Ritchie will retain ownership of the couple’s estate in London, while Madonna will keep her home at Snake Mountain on the dark side of Eternia. She will […]

John Mayer Desperate To Win Aniston Back

Rocker John Mayer is trying to win back ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston. He has been sending her sappy texts, as well as picture messages of his balls and taint.

Mayer, who had broken up with Aniston almost two months back, is now determined to get her back. He has cut back on his smoking and drinking and […]

DJ AM Brings The Heat

It’s been less than a month since DJ AM, who obviously has some sort of deal with Satan, survived a jet crash that took the lives of four others. Two skin-graft surgeries later, AM was back to work last night, manning the decks for Jay-Z’s concert marking the reopening of the Hollywood Palladium. And by […]

Visit our friend at HollywoodPhony.com

Visit our friend Eric at Hollywood Phony. It’s a really funny site. In fact, it’s so funny that it doesn’t have to use words like “cunt” or “jizz” to distract readers from a lack of quality. Hell, it doesn’t even have to periodically link to other sites in order to hide […]

The Charlie Sheen Guide To Relationships

Hey folks, Charlie Sheen here. I wrote this article as a guide for you young men and women out there in relationships. You could say I’m kind of an expert on relationships since I’ve had 722 in my 40+ years of living and loving.

First lets define what a relationship is. A relationship is a partnership […]

Dozens of Animal Carcasses Found in Home of Kim Kardashian

CALABASAS, CA — Agents raided the home of Kim Kardashian on Sunday and discovered hundreds of animals crowded together in foul-smelling conditions as well as dozens of puppy carcasses in a freezer.
Authorities removed 56 ailing dogs and cats for immediate medical attention, said Elaine Marin, program director for the California Society for the Prevention of […]