Exclusive: Gossip Mags Bid for Nude Palin Pics

Palin’s promiscuous and pornographic past poses peril for presidential polls.
JUNEAU, AK — Former oil worker Richard St. Joseph released the top portion of what he claims is a nude photograph of presumptive GOP vice presidential nominee Governor Sarah Palin.
St. Joseph, a retired custodial engineer for Exxon Mobile, dated the governor for a brief time in […]

Hollywood Abandons Obama for Lemon Party

West Hollywood, CA – With the Democratic National Convention well underway, Senator Barack Obama finds himself losing many high-profile celebrity endorsers to an unlikely rival: the Lemon Party.
David Geffen, Joel Schumaker, and Richard Chamberlain are just a few of the Hollywood heavyweights who have abandoned their traditional support for Democrats to join the little known […]

Weekend At Bernie Mac’s

Universal Pictures announced this week that they have started filming a new feature-length comedy called “Weekend At Bernie Mac’s”. The film’s producer, Joel Wiseman, is excited with how the movie is progressing.

According to Wiseman, “early on filming was slow and tedious as Bernie Mac was too stiff, but over the past week he has […]

Retraction: Ricky Martin Welcomes Twin Boys

Earlier this week People Magazine reported that Latin-pop sensation “Ricky Martin Welcomes Twin Boys,” and suggested that Martin had, with the help of a surrogate, fathered children.
However, in an exclusive interview with Martin’s housekeeper, CelebJihad has learned that Martin is not a father, but rather a middle-aged man who welcomes twin boys into his home.
Speaking […]

Tila Tequila’s Dating Tips

Tila Tequila might seem unattainable, but deep down she’s just a regular girl…a regular girl with a dad who fucked up real, real bad. We recently caught up with the sexy star of A Shot at Love and asked her for some frank advice about modern dating.

Ladies, having standards is important, but make sure they […]

10 Little Known Facts About Gary Busey

10) Gary Busey’s diet consists almost entirely of bark and dolphin meat.

9) In 2004 the city of Newport Beach selected Gary Busey to host the annual Newport Autism Charity Banquet, an honor that caused him to boil his pets in disgust.

8) Gary Busey has a strong fear of the handicapped.

7) Gary Busey will only speak […]

Obama Takes Slight Dip In Polls

The latest CelebJihad.com presidential tracking poll shows Illinois Senator Barrack Obama’s poll numbers dipping slightly over the weekend, with Arizona Senator John McCain gaining .00000000000000000000002%.
In unrelated news, a recent poll shows that the Church of Scientology has seen a 25% decline among African-Americans.
Special thanks to Joe S. and John P. for help with this report.
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