The Adventures of Heath Ledger…in Hell!

Heath Ledger converses with Caesar Romero in hell…

Special thanks to Jon Mitchell.

Al Sharpton, Danny Glover call for boycott of Niger

The Reverend Al Sharpton called for a boycott of Niger on Sunday, urging Americans not to travel to or purchase products from the West African nation until its government agrees to a name change.
Speaking to supporters gathered in front of the Nigerien Embassy in Washington D.C., Sharpton called the county’s name “outdated and hurtful” and […]

Obama wows children, grandchildren of Nazis

Berlin (CelebJihad.com) - More than 200,000 descendants of the Third Reich lined the streets of Berlin yesterday hoping to catch a glimpse of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama. The awe-struck crowd, desperately trying to alleviate its collective guilt by listening to a black man speak, seemed completely enthralled by the highly charismatic leader.
“Here […]

Kim Kardashian accused of setting baby raccoon on fire

A Los Angles County Judge ordered Kim Kardashian held in lieu of $250,000 bail Wednesday for allegedly torturing a live baby raccoon by pouring gasoline on it and lighting it on fire.
Kardashian, best known for her role on the reality television show Keeping up with the Kardashians, was taken into custody by Los Angels County […]

How to Get To Hell; By Chris Penn’s Ghost

Hi, I’m Chris Penn’s Ghost! I’ll see you in Hell if…..

By age 42 you can make your heart implode from eating nothing but prime rib and drinking nothing but rare, mid-western whiskey…
You can single handedly supply Madonna’s wedding with amphetamines, codeine, morphine, marijuana, an assortment of valium and 2 1/2 kilos of Bolivian […]

Steve “The Goot” Guttenberg is awesome…

Police Academy star Steve Guttenberg is back, and he’s funnier than anything that has appeared on this site (yeah, we know, that’s not saying much). This is real, and it makes us so happy!  Click here to read it for yourself. You’ll learn shocking revelations such as…

Guttenberg refers to himself as “the Goot” […]

Exclusive Interview With Joe Piscopo

We caught up with Joe Piscopo on the set of his new film tentatively titled “My Shitty Vanity Project”.
CelebJihad: So, Joe, what made you get back into show business?
Joe Piscopo: What are you talking about? I’ve been working steady for 20 plus years now.
CelebJihad: Really?
Joe Piscopo: Obviously you haven’t seen many South Jersey […]