What Celebrity Dick Tastes Like!

It’s Gay Pride Week, or at least that’s what my dad told me. In honor of this momentous occasion the boys at CelebJihad have gone a little gay and compiled the following list of what celebrity dick tastes like!

Mike Myers’ dick tastes like it’s been fucking the same dead horse since 1997.

Pete Wentz’s dick […]

Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Stank Puss

According to friends close to the “actress”, Lindsay Lohan has fallen off the wagon yet again. Apparently her girlfriend/pusha Samantha Ronson has gotten poor Lindsay hooked on her stank puss. Lindsay is reportedly held up with Ronson at her Hollywood home. Sources report Lindsay hasn’t slept in days and just can’t stop lapping away at […]

RIP Tim Russert

Playboy’s Seeing Double for the Hatton Twins!

No, you’re not seeing double! You’re just looking at the sexy Hatton Twins! That’s right; double your pleasure! These buxom bombshells recently entered Playboy’s 55th Anniversary Playmate Search by posting this hot video on Youtube. Rumor has it that the boys down at Playboy have been ga-ga ever since. Insiders […]

Sharon Stone and Hulk Hogan’s Karma Convo

Hey Hulk how are you doing hun?

Not so good brother.

Aww are you still upset about the negative PR you got for suggesting that the war veteran passenger in the car your speeding drunk driving son crashed putting him in a permanent vegetative state must of had bad karma?

Yeah that and the fact that all these […]