What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like

After many hours of grueling research in our lab we have determined what the following celebrity pussies taste like. If you make any discoveries of your own please feel free to include them in the comment section.

Sigourney Weaver’s pussy tastes like coins.

Lindsay Lohan’s pussy tastes like cigarettes and toast.

Paris Hilton’s pussy tastes like the inside […]

Joe Simpson: Anal Pusher

After selling the photo rights to his daughter Ashlee’s unborn child and then leaking Ashlee and Pete Wentz’s secret wedding date to the press. Father / Super Manager Joe Simpson sent out a press release today announcing that Ashlee and Pete are going to be trying anal.

According to Joe, his daughter Ashlee has been hesitant […]

HIV contracts Amy Winehouse

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Celeb Jihad can now confirm that the Human Immunodeficiency Virus, commonly known as HIV, has contracted Amy Winehouse.
Sources close to HIV say that the virus has been inconsolable since it received the diagnosis last Friday.
“This is something that you think only happens […]

Rob Lowe in Hot Water Again

LOS ANGELES – Actor Rob Lowe is in trouble again for alleged misconduct with an employee. This time it’s the Lowe’s former gardener Manuel Sanchez who is filing suit.

The lawsuit, filed Thursday in Santa Barbara, Calif., says, ” Mista Lowe put his hando inside my el pantos and strummed my chalupa like a mariachi band” […]

Police Discover ‘Full House of Horrors’

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San Francisco, CA - Danny Tanner, former co-host of the popular morning show Wake Up, San Francisco, has confessed to imprisoning his daughter in a cellar for 13 years and keeping her as a sex slave.
The daughter, Michelle Tanner, disappeared […]

Gary Coleman is a Stuck-Up Piece of Shit

Here is a hot tip from Joey Del Vecchio Hoboken, NJAy how you guys doin? I was driving down the Jersey turnpike the other day and I stopped at one of those fuckin rest stops to use the little girls room, ayyy.
So I walk into the stall and who do I see floating in […]