We’re hearing that Fox executives are close to finalizing a deal with John Mark Karr to have him host a new game show. You may remember that John Mark Karr made headlines 2 years ago as the loveable prankster who pretended to be the killer of JonBenet Ramsey.
The new show will allow Karr to showcase his hosting skills. It is tentatively titled “Are You Hotter Than A 5th Grader”. Contestants will compete in a beauty pageant against 5th graders to determine if they are indeed hotter than a 5th grader. Karr claims that this will be the most challenging game show on TV, and that he doesn’t believe anyone over the age of 12 could possibly win.
According to a source close to the situation, Hollywood stud muffin George Clooney has contracted a nasty case of “stink balls”. Our source describes their pungent smell as “similar to brie rotting on a big pile of flamingo vomit”. No commit yet from the Clooney camp.
NORTH HOLLYWOOD – International heartthrob Don Swayze held a press conference today at his sprawling 2-bedroom estate in North Hollywood. Don stated that as a symbolic act of defiance towards the cancer that will surely kill his ugly and less talented brother Patrick, he will eat Patrick’s womanly pancreas when he passes.Thus proving once again that Don Swayze is more God than man… and definitely better then his brother Patrick.
Celeb Jihad has uncovered a closely kept Hollywood secret!
Wilmer Valderrama’s remarkable ability to land beautiful Hollywood starlets has been well documented. From Mandy Moore to Jennifer Love Hewitt his list is impressive, but it has remained a mystery how this lispy possible Mexican can pull A-list ass.Well the mystery is solved. We have learned that Wilmer’s penis is in fact made of chocolate and it ejaculates money.
LOS ANGELES – If the “baby bump” on her neck is any indication, Rosie O’Donnell’s chin is pregnant.
The actress, comedian, and talk show host created a stir earlier this month when she appeared on ABC’s Good Morning America with a “noticeably pregnant bulge” on the bottom of her jaw.
O’Donnell ignored reporters’ questions regarding the bump, but Celeb Jihad is reporting that a source close to O’Donnell can confirm that she and her jowls are “thrilled to be adding another chin to the fold.”
While the source could not confirm the identity of the father, insiders are speculating that it may be none other than O’Donnell’s long-time friend and companion Mr. Goodbar.
O’Donnell declined comment to The Associated Press.
We caught up with Lauren Conrad from MTV’s “The Hills” coming out of a Fuddruckers on Sunset Thursday night. Our reporter on the scene inquired about Lauren’s on and off again relationship with male socialite Brody Jenner.”Things with Brody are going really good right now. He stumbled over to my place just the other night. We played this game were he couldn’t remember my name. After about 20 minutes he got it though. It was a new record!”
When asked if her and Brody did anything romantic Lauren responded.
“Yeah we shared something special… You know Brody is a super romantic guy… He really opened up to me and trusted me enough to shit on my chest. Most of it was solid too! I don’t want to read into that too much because as you know we are “just friends”, but I imagine if he didn’t care about a girl he would have made it sloppy.”
Lauren declined to comment when asked if she rubbed it in.
