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Sandra Bullock Is A Disloyal Wife
Sandra Bullock is a disloyal wife. Even after Jesse James was guilted by the Zionist media into issuing that ridiculous public apology for exercising his Allah given right as a man to pillage any woman’s vijeen he wants, Sandra still has not resumed her role at his side and instead moved out of his house in Long Beach. When Jesse purchased... [Read more]
Jessica Alba’s Shows Serious Cleavage
Jessica Alba proves once again that motherhood has not changed her whore like ways, and its only impact on her has been saggier breasts. How I pity Jessica Alba’s child. Imagine having a mother that walked around in a revealing top like that, bent over so her bosom dangles for all to see. How much shame must that child feel? How much... [Read more]
Kim Kardashian Stomps Reggie Bush’s Dog to Death
Left: Kim Kardashian | Right: Lil' Reggie Kim Kardashian was arrested and accused of animal abuse after she allegedly stomped Reggie Bush’s beloved dog to death. Miami police said they were called to Kardashian’s hotel Wednesday after a member of the cleaning staff brought the body of a dead dog to animal control officers. The... [Read more]
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Corey Feldman Found Alive
Former child star Corey Feldman was found alive this morning outside of a Norm’s Restaurant in Los Feliz, according to the LAPD. Police tell us they were called to the diner shortly before 8 AM PT to investigate. Police were shocked to find that Feldman was responsive. The actor refused the officers repeated attempts to administer CPR. Feldman... [Read more]
The Gary Busey Guide To Newborn Babies
Congratulation to Gary Busey and his girlfriend Steffanie Sampson on their new arrival, Luke Sampson Busey. Based on these parenting tips from Gary, we know the kid is in good hands… 1. To avoid SIDS, always place your baby on its back when putting it to bed. To avoid AIDS, wrap your child in latex after each and every bowel movement. 2.... [Read more]
Science Creates World’s Most Beautiful Woman
Scientists at the Iranian Institute of Beautology have done it! Using super computers and a program known as “The Photoshop” they were able to construct what the world’s most beautiful woman will look like. Praise be to Allah! The scientists using science took pictures of all the most beautiful female celebrities and then... [Read more]
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Selena Gomez Forgets To Wear Pants
Selena Gomez is the 17 year old star of the hit Disney show “Wizards of Waverly Place”. She also is incredibly absent minded and a terrible role model for young girls. As the photos below show, Selena Gomez completely forgets to wear pants. How a woman could go out and have her pictures taken without remembering to put on a decent pair... [Read more]
Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity
The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative effect on the black community, specifically young black girls. “Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t... [Read more]
Demi Lovato Poops In The Woods
Celeb Jihad has just learned that teen singing and acting sensation Demi Lovato poops in the woods! According to a good friend of Demi’s whenever she has to “take a wicked dump” she likes to run out into the woods behind her house and “pop a squat”. First off this is disgusting and totally irresponsible. Did Demi ever... [Read more]
Emma Watson Sets A Bad Example
I can not believe Emma Watson did this! Doesn’t she know she is a role model for millions of young girls? I mean drinking a Corona at night is just crazy! Everyone knows that white people should only drink Coronas during the day, preferably while outside. It makes them feel like day laborers. If you are a white girl drinking a Corona at night... [Read more]
Lady Gaga Is A Man
Lady Gaga clearly had something dangling between her legs at the Glastonbury festival in England. I may be wrong but it sure as hell looks like it was a penis to me. This shouldn’t come as a big surprise to anyone. Lady Gaga is definitely ugly enough to be a tranny, and from the lyrics in her songs she is definitely slutty enough to be one... [Read more]
Dead Michael Jackson Jokes
I do not know what would be more appropriate right now then jokes about Michael Jackson dying. If you have any to add do so in the comments section. Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch. Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos,... [Read more]
The Ashlee Simpson Guide to Newborn Babies
Congratulation to Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz on their new arrival, Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Based on these parenting tips from Ashlee, we know the kid is in good hands… 1. If your baby comes out a few shades darker than normal, reassure your husband that it’s just because the baby, much like its father, has the rhythm & soul of a black... [Read more]
Tila Tequila’s Dating Tips
Tila Tequila might seem unattainable, but deep down she’s just a regular girl…a regular girl with a dad who fucked up real, real bad. We recently caught up with the sexy star of A Shot at Love and asked her for some frank advice about modern dating. Ladies, having standards is important, but make sure they aren’t too high. Remember,... [Read more]
10 Little Known Facts About Gary Busey
10) Gary Busey’s diet consists almost entirely of bark and dolphin meat. 9) In 2004 the city of Newport Beach selected Gary Busey to host the annual Newport Autism Charity Banquet, an honor that caused him to boil his pets in disgust. 8) Gary Busey has a strong fear of the handicapped. 7) Gary Busey will only speak to people who are his exact... [Read more]
Al Sharpton, Danny Glover call for boycott of Niger
The Reverend Al Sharpton called for a boycott of Niger on Sunday, urging Americans not to travel to or purchase products from the West African nation until its government agrees to a name change. Speaking to supporters gathered in front of the Nigerien Embassy in Washington D.C., Sharpton called the county’s name “outdated and hurtful” and said... [Read more]
What Celebrity Dick Tastes Like!
It’s Gay Pride Week, or at least that’s what my dad told me. In honor of this momentous occasion the boys at CelebJihad have gone a little gay and compiled the following list of what celebrity dick tastes like! Mike Myers’ dick tastes like it’s been fucking the same dead horse since 1997. Pete Wentz’s dick tastes like... [Read more]
What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like
After many hours of grueling research in our lab we have determined what the following celebrity pussies taste like. If you make any discoveries of your own please feel free to include them in the comment section. Sigourney Weaver’s pussy tastes like coins. Lindsay Lohan’s pussy tastes like cigarettes and toast. Paris Hilton’s... [Read more]
Corky Facts
By now everyone has heard the Chuck Norris facts. There have even been copycat Vin Diesel and Mr. T facts. Lost in all this hype are the facts about the greatest American hero of America. Of course I am talking about Corky from the hit TV series “Life Goes On”. Corky wears a helmet not for his protection, but for yours! Corky thinks... [Read more]
