Jessica Simpson Goes Braless

Looks like Jessica Simpson is bulking up for football season. Jessica is embracing her new gig as a role model for chunky girls. She wore this tight dress with horizontal stripes when she sang the National Anthem at the Tiger Tourney Golf Event in Maryland yesterday. The only redeeming quality of the dress was that a bra could not fit in there.... [Read more]

Marilyn Manson Has Gotten Fat

Sweet dreams are made of cheese. The goth shock rocker Marilyn Manson has put on a considerable amount of weight since his breakup with long time girlfriend Evan Woods. When reached for comment Manson had this to say, “Sometimes when I’m sad I cut myself… another slice of cheese cake”  Read More →

Second Plane Hits Michael Jackson

Fans still reeling from the shocking events of last Thursday have been shaken by the news that a second plane has just hit Michael Jackson. The aircraft, an American Airlines Boeing 737 struck the LA County Coroner’s vehicle carrying the body of the deceased superstar, en route to the Jackson family home. First reports suggest that the... [Read more]

Second Plane Hits Michael Jackson

Fans still reeling from the shocking events of last Thursday have been shaken by the news that a second plane has just hit Michael Jackson. The aircraft, an American Airlines Boeing 737 struck the LA County Coroner’s vehicle carrying the body of the deceased superstar, en route to the Jackson family home. First reports suggest that the... [Read more]

Paris Hilton Hopes To Die Soon

Dying is so hot right now. Just ask Paris Hilton. The socialite has made her career on being on the forefront of trends in Hollywood, and she has definitely picked up on the latest “IT” move. “Death, that’s hot!” said Paris outside of Nobu yesterday. “When I heard David Carradine and Ed McMahon had I died,... [Read more]

Joe Jackson: If Only I Had Beaten Michael Harder

In an exclusive interview with CelebJihad, Jackson family patriarch Joe Jackson spoke candidly about the loss of his son, and about how his parenting style may have ultimately played a role in Michael’s tragic life and death. “I’m not one to sit and dwell on the past, but at a time like this, when a father outlives his son, one can’t... [Read more]

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Oprah’s Holocaust Hi Jinx

One of Oprah’s favorite books has turned out to be a fraud (again).  What are some of the major inaccuracies in Herman Rosenblat’s now discredited Holocaust-era romance, Angel at the Fence? 10. The no-holds-barred football game between the prison guards and a rag-tag group of inmates. 9. Rosenblat’s jive-talking African-American sidekick,... [Read more]

Celebrities Give Thanks

Thanksgiving is a time to reflect and “give thanks” for our many blessings.  We asked several of today’s hottest celebrities what they were thankful for…. Britney Spears is thankful for her two wonderful children…and Roe v. Wade…in no particular order. Guy Ritchie is thankful to be over his debilitating... [Read more]

The Ashlee Simpson Guide to Newborn Babies

Congratulation to Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz on their new arrival, Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Based on these parenting tips from Ashlee, we know the kid is in good hands… 1. If your baby comes out a few shades darker than normal, reassure your husband that it’s just because the baby, much like its father, has the rhythm & soul of a black... [Read more]

The Madonna Divorce: Shocking Prenup Revelations

Madonna’s divorce from Guy Ritchie is well underway, and CelebJihad.com has obtained a copy of the prenuptial agreement. Buckle up and enjoy exclusive access to all the shocking details!   Ritchie will retain ownership of the couple’s estate in London, while Madonna will keep her home at Snake Mountain on the dark side of Eternia.... [Read more]

Tila Tequila’s Dating Tips

Tila Tequila might seem unattainable, but deep down she’s just a regular girl…a regular girl with a dad who fucked up real, real bad. We recently caught up with the sexy star of A Shot at Love and asked her for some frank advice about modern dating.   Ladies, having standards is important, but make sure they aren’t too high. Remember,... [Read more]

10 Little Known Facts About Gary Busey

10) Gary Busey’s diet consists almost entirely of bark and dolphin meat. 9) In 2004 the city of Newport Beach selected Gary Busey to host the annual Newport Autism Charity Banquet, an honor that caused him to boil his pets in disgust. 8) Gary Busey has a strong fear of the handicapped. 7) Gary Busey will only speak to people who are his exact... [Read more]

Al Sharpton, Danny Glover call for boycott of Niger

The Reverend Al Sharpton called for a boycott of Niger on Sunday, urging Americans not to travel to or purchase products from the West African nation until its government agrees to a name change. Speaking to supporters gathered in front of the Nigerien Embassy in Washington D.C., Sharpton called the county’s name “outdated and hurtful” and said... [Read more]

What Celebrity Dick Tastes Like!

It’s Gay Pride Week, or at least that’s what my dad told me. In honor of this momentous occasion the boys at CelebJihad have gone a little gay and compiled the following list of what celebrity dick tastes like!   Mike Myers’ dick tastes like it’s been fucking the same dead horse since 1997. Pete Wentz’s dick tastes like... [Read more]

What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like

After many hours of grueling research in our lab we have determined what the following celebrity pussies taste like. If you make any discoveries of your own please feel free to include them in the comment section. Sigourney Weaver’s pussy tastes like coins. Lindsay Lohan’s pussy tastes like cigarettes and toast. Paris Hilton’s... [Read more]

Joe Simpson: Anal Pusher

After selling the photo rights to his daughter Ashlee’s unborn child and then leaking Ashlee and Pete Wentz’s secret wedding date to the press. Father / Super Manager Joe Simpson sent out a press release today announcing that Ashlee and Pete are going to be trying anal. According to Joe, his daughter Ashlee has been hesitant to let Pete... [Read more]

HIV contracts Amy Winehouse

**World Exclusive** **Must Credit CelebJihad.com** Celeb Jihad can now confirm that the Human Immunodeficiency Virus, commonly known as HIV, has contracted Amy Winehouse. Sources close to HIV say that the virus has been inconsolable since it received the diagnosis last Friday. “This is something that you think only happens to other diseases:... [Read more]

An Open Letter From Brad Pitt’s Penis

Dear Brad, What the fuck? What in God’s holy name are you doing to me? Have you lost your mind? You’re Brad fucking Pitt! The Sexiest Man Alive! You have a gift for which any man would gladly give his left testicle. All you have to do is snap your fingers, and any woman on this planet will spread faster than Parkay (and if the statistics are... [Read more]

Corky Facts

By now everyone has heard the Chuck Norris facts. There have even been copycat Vin Diesel and Mr. T facts. Lost in all this hype are the facts about the greatest American hero of America. Of course I am talking about Corky from the hit TV series “Life Goes On”. Corky wears a helmet not for his protection, but for yours! Corky thinks... [Read more]