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Blake Lively Epic Cleavage Pics
Fed up with men looking her in the eyes, Blake Lively decided to cut a giant hole in the middle of her dress to show off her luscious boobies. I for one applaud Blake Lively taking the intuitive like this. If she is going to be a whore and refuse to wear a burqa the least she can do is draw a man’s eyes away from her face as a sign of... [Read more]
Demi Moore Prostitutes Herself On Twitter
Just hours after Star Magazine ran the story that Demi Moore’s husband Ashton Kutcher had cheated on her with a younger and more virile woman, Demi obviously in a jealous rage posted this scandalous picture of herself in a bikini on her Twitter account. Shame on Demi Moore for acting out like this bringing shame upon herself and her family.... [Read more]
Cheryl Tweedy Official 2011 Calendar
For those of you “Yanks” who do not know who Cheryl Tweedy is, she is a piece of trash from the UK who thinks she is a pop star. When the British aren’t busy cleaning chimneys and dancing on rooftops, they “flog their knobs” to Cheryl Tweedy pictures because the majority of their women are extremely homely looking.... [Read more]
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Is Megan Fox Hotter Than Brigitte Bardot?
For nearly 2 decades Brigitte Bardot was considered the sexiest woman in the world. An impressive feat that is even more stunning because Brigitte maintained her title in an age before plastic surgery, airbrushing, and Photoshop. For the past couple years Megan Fox has been the consensus hottest woman in Hollywood, and is no doubt at the peak... [Read more]
Lindsay Lohan’s Prison Survival Guide
Barring an act of Allah or a presidential pardon, Lindsay Lohan is headed for prison. While the “big house” is no place for a lovely young girl like Lindsay, the following tips will help her get through unscathed (and unshived). 1. Prison blow is weak. Make sure to pack your orifices tight with that sweet pure Bogota white before... [Read more]
Mel Gibson Speaks Out: ‘Some of My Best Friends are N-Words’
Mel Gibson has released a brief statement apologizing for his use of racial slurs. In the statement, Gibson acknowledged that he should have used a more appropriate term when describing African Americans gang raping his girlfriend. “What I should have said to my girlfriend was “You look like a f**king pig in heat, and if you get raped... [Read more]
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Breaking News: Justin Bieber Gets First Pube
Celeb Jihad has just learned that soon to be 16-year-old and Canadian songstress Justin Bieber has just got her first pube! Justin was said to be frightened at first, but she had a nice long talk with her mom and is now excited that she is beginning her long overdue transformation into womanhood. No word yet if Justin has started getting her period,... [Read more]
“Pants on the Ground” Singer Found Dead
(Left) Police examine the crime scene. (Right) Larry Platt on American Idol.“Pants on the Ground” singer and “American Idol” sensation Larry Platt was found dead last night outside a convenience store in downtown Atlanta. According to witnesses at the store, Platt was beaten to death by a group of young men who were loitering... [Read more]
Selena Gomez Forgets To Wear Pants
Selena Gomez is the 17 year old star of the hit Disney show “Wizards of Waverly Place”. She also is incredibly absent minded and a terrible role model for young girls. As the photos below show, Selena Gomez completely forgets to wear pants. How a woman could go out and have her picture taken without remembering to put on a decent pair... [Read more]
Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity
The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative effect on the black community, specifically young black girls. “Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t... [Read more]
Demi Lovato Poops In The Woods
Celeb Jihad has just learned that teen singing and acting sensation Demi Lovato poops in the woods! According to a good friend of Demi’s whenever she has to “take a wicked dump” she likes to run out into the woods behind her house and “pop a squat”. First off this is disgusting and totally irresponsible. Did Demi ever... [Read more]
Emma Watson Sets A Bad Example
I can not believe Emma Watson did this! Doesn’t she know she is a role model for millions of young girls? I mean drinking a Corona at night is just crazy! Everyone knows that white people should only drink Coronas during the day, preferably while outside. It makes them feel like day laborers. If you are a white girl drinking a Corona at night... [Read more]
Lady Gaga Is A Man
Lady Gaga clearly had something dangling between her legs at the Glastonbury festival in England. I may be wrong but it sure as hell looks like it was a penis to me. This shouldn’t come as a big surprise to anyone. Lady Gaga is definitely ugly enough to be a tranny, and from the lyrics in her songs she is definitely slutty enough to be one... [Read more]
Dead Michael Jackson Jokes
I do not know what would be more appropriate right now then jokes about Michael Jackson dying. If you have any to add do so in the comments section. Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch. Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos,... [Read more]
The Ashlee Simpson Guide to Newborn Babies
Congratulation to Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz on their new arrival, Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Based on these parenting tips from Ashlee, we know the kid is in good hands… 1. If your baby comes out a few shades darker than normal, reassure your husband that it’s just because the baby, much like its father, has the rhythm & soul of a black... [Read more]
Tila Tequila’s Dating Tips
Tila Tequila might seem unattainable, but deep down she’s just a regular girl…a regular girl with a dad who fucked up real, real bad. We recently caught up with the sexy star of A Shot at Love and asked her for some frank advice about modern dating. Ladies, having standards is important, but make sure they aren’t too high. Remember,... [Read more]
10 Little Known Facts About Gary Busey
10) Gary Busey’s diet consists almost entirely of bark and dolphin meat. 9) In 2004 the city of Newport Beach selected Gary Busey to host the annual Newport Autism Charity Banquet, an honor that caused him to boil his pets in disgust. 8) Gary Busey has a strong fear of the handicapped. 7) Gary Busey will only speak to people who are his exact... [Read more]
What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like
After many hours of grueling research in our lab we have determined what the following celebrity pussies taste like. If you make any discoveries of your own please feel free to include them in the comment section. Sigourney Weaver’s pussy tastes like coins. Lindsay Lohan’s pussy tastes like cigarettes and toast. Paris Hilton’s... [Read more]
Corky Facts
By now everyone has heard the Chuck Norris facts. There have even been copycat Vin Diesel and Mr. T facts. Lost in all this hype are the facts about the greatest American hero of America. Of course I am talking about Corky from the hit TV series “Life Goes On”. Corky wears a helmet not for his protection, but for yours! Corky thinks... [Read more]
